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Old 04-26-2007, 09:32 AM
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One morning the husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?&quot

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:35 AM
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Marlin009 - 4/26/2007 9:32 AM
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .
That's the funniest part of the joke right thar!
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danmed straight boys and dont you forget it! [img]../images/emoticons/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]../images/emoticons/cool.gif[/img] [img]../images/emoticons/razz.gif[/img]
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Now that was one smart woman!
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The judge would never have believed that a woman would have been fishing anyway.
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The judge would never have believed that a woman would have been fishing anyway.
Why? Because no women fish?
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Old 04-28-2007, 08:12 AM
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Menzies - 4/27/2007 8:14 PM

The judge would never have believed that a woman would have been fishing anyway.
Why? Because no women fish?
I was waiting for a female member to take up the bait - guess it worked!
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Old 04-28-2007, 09:42 AM
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oooh....oooh....nice jab, Menzies! Now setting up for the hook, I bet...Pug's gonna be defending for a straight right...


(sorry, Adam,...I couldnt resist the double entendre)
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