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Old 04-16-2007, 11:47 PM
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Home is the place where if you walk around naked the one you care about likes it......
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My four year old son doesn't care if I'm naked or not, but the neighbors might get upset if the blinds are open.

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Try praying again Freebird......
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Works when you are both young and firm, but when you reach retirement age, no from both of us, but it still home
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I am still under the belief that it is a God given right to be able to walk around nude in the house.......I also get more when I do it!
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I always insist on living in a place where I can go pee on one of my trees and not offend anyone.
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Is it just me or is it scarey to think we're all sitting here typing in the buff.............Oh wait I have a hat on......
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If God had intended people to run around naked, they'd be born that way!
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Sounds like somebody has left a trail of dead trees. You wouldn't be deadWOOD would you?
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Try praying again Freebird......
Okey dokey.

Dear Lord, help those poor souls who are dummer than a coal bucket sittin' on a mud fence who say stupid things that have absolutely no value other than to relieve the itchy spots on our heads.

Amen.

How's that?
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miles aweigh - 4/17/2007 1:40 PM

Sounds like somebody has left a trail of dead trees. You wouldn't be deadWOOD would you?
hay if your stsnlywinhtropp you cna bite mny crank
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chicken, Can't do it. I'm an alien.
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Gringo - 4/17/2007 11:04 AM

I always insist on living in a place where I can go pee on one of my trees and not offend anyone.

i was takin a leak next to my truck after surfin.....a city type guy started to give me grief about it says he "how would you like it if i came over to your house and did that" says i......................."you'd have to.....we only let women pee inside"........like not having to aim and dont have to pump the tank as often......and half the year i shower outside too......wife finally made me build a little wall around the shower.....lady next door complained.................that i built the wall
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I always insist on living in a place where I can go pee on one of my trees and not offend anyone.

i was takin a leak next to my truck after surfin.....a city type guy started to give me grief about it says he "how would you like it if i came over to your house and did that" says i......................."you'd have to.....we only let women pee inside"........like not having to aim and dont have to pump the tank as often......and half the year i shower outside too......wife finally made me build a little wall around the shower.....lady next door complained.................that i built the wall
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[/QUOTE]........sittin' on a mud fence who say stupid things that have absolutely no value other than to relieve the itchy spots on our heads. Amen. How's that?[/QUOTE]



What the he11 is a mud fence?
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........sittin' on a mud fence who say stupid things that have absolutely no value other than to relieve the itchy spots on our heads. Amen. How's that?[/QUOTE]



What the he11 is a mud fence?[/QUOTE]Are you stoopid or sumthin?

A mud fence is where you put your coal bucket.

Pay attention next time or I'll have to say this agin'!
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I'm gona hafta add that whole coal bucket-mud fence thing to my ever-growing list of strange, squint-at-the-ceiling southern expressions/colloquialisms..................
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I just like the fat purple guy smacking that AZZZZ!!!!^
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Try praying again Freebird......
Okey dokey.

Dear Lord, help those poor souls who are dummer than a coal bucket sittin' on a mud fence who say stupid things that have absolutely no value other than to relieve the itchy spots on our heads.

Amen.

How's that?
Do you honestly expect those poor souls to be scratching the itchy spot on your head as well? I would have to think you could take care of your own itchy spot!
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