Dumb Blonde Guy Joke

Old 04-11-2007, 01:35 PM
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Okay, it's been a while since I heard this one, so I hope I don't screw it up.

Dumb blond guy leaves his house one morning, but half way to work he realizes he forgot something and went back home.

He hears his wife screaming upstairs in their bedroom and rushes to see what's wrong. When he throws open the door, she's laying their naked and out of breath. He asks her, "What's wrong honey?". She replies, "I'm having a heart attack!"

Dumb blond guy runs downstairs to call 911 when his son runs down the stairs also and says, "Daddy, daddy, uncle Steve is naked and he's in your and Mommy's closet!"

Dumb blond guy runs back up the stairs, throws open the closet door and shouts, "Damm Steve, why are you hiding in the closet, can't you see my wife's having a heart attack?"
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