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Old 04-06-2007, 06:54 AM
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Here are two I recv'dThree blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to
tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Blondes," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Booboo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So,
tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung
Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb
behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, Verrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder,
and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
basketball."

St Peter fainted.AND
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Old 04-06-2007, 07:25 AM
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Those are GOOD!!!

I have one but it's a picture and I can't figure out how to get it on here.

It's a pic of two chocolate bunnies - one with his arse bitten off and the other with his ears chewed off. The one bunny says to the other - "My butt hurts." The other says, "WHAT?"

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Old 04-06-2007, 08:11 AM
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farmerjane - 4/6/2007 7:25 AM

It's a pic of two chocolate bunnies - one with his arse bitten off and the other with his ears chewed off. The one bunny says to the other - "My butt hurts." The other says, "WHAT?"
I laugh every time I see it too!


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