Born a Baptist
 

I was born a Baptist as my Grandfather was a Baptist preacher, so I came by it honest! :)

I thought I'd share a funny little joke that my brother forwarded me in an email yesterday. It's very much G rated, so I thought it would be okay to share here.

Born a Baptist:

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

Re: Born a Baptist
 

haha....good clean joke, I like it

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Good Joke but I had it sent to me this morning in a email LOL

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Lt Daayaan!

I see you found your magic legs which brought you to THT! :thumbsup:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's funny right thar!! THANKS TN-F!!

:Q

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Glad you liked it!

You type purty normal for a toothless woman! :thumbsup:

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Good one! :rofl:

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You know why you don't take just one Baptist fishing ?


He will drink all your beer.

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Buuurp! ;cool;

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"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day....

teach a man to fish...

and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Born a Baptist
 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMFAO with that one!

Lemme see iffin' I can come up with anutherun...

"Give a man a girlfriend, she'll treat him like a man...

Give her a$$ a diamond, she'll toss him in a can!" :thumbsup: