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Old 04-07-2021, 08:23 PM
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Default Michigan Man This Time Caught on Video with Elmo Doll

During a home inspection the home owner caught the inspector gettinghis oh oh face on in the closet with the babies Elmo Doll.

Twisted up world we live in boyz and girls.

https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/m...LLEJNJ4Z63N6Y/





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Is the perps name actually “VanLuven”? You can’t make this shit up!



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How the h3ll you splain this to nephews and nieces at Xmas dinner this year
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How is this not a "man in Florida" thread???
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"PONTIAC, Mich. — A Michigan home inspector is accused of indecent exposure after he was caught on camera allegedly masturbating with an Elmo doll during an inspection last month, authorities said."

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Now I certainly not condoning what this guy did, nor am i a lawyer.

But indecent exposure.......seems like a tough sell for charge. Alone, in a dwelling, no knowledge of a camera.

Apparently its all they could cum up with.....likely no law against masturbating in a house you have legal acess to be in.....although probably a firing offense from job.


However in a nursery.....with elmo....
is disturbing. Police might want to look for unsolved missing kid cases near this guys address.

Charge that wont stick could be just to hold him while they check him out more.


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I have no words (probably a good thing)
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They call him, “the Tickler.”
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I guess when someone said fuc an Elmo doll, he took it literally.
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"to have no contact with victims"

I thought he F'd just Elmo, did he do The Cookie Monster & Big Bird too? I'm confused by the "s"
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It’s 2021, you are always on camera.
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Originally Posted by km1125 View Post
How is this not a "man in Florida" thread???

Florida man is better than that. He would never get caught banging a doll in a closet. Florida man gets caught banging grapefruit with fake boobs in the center of town
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Originally Posted by km1125 View Post
How is this not a "man in Florida" thread???
He hasn't migrated yet
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This guy's excuse according to the article is that he had to move the Elmo doll so he could inspect the electrical outlet. So let's see, you have to inspect the electrical outlet so you pick up the Elmo doll and jerk-off with it; inspect the electrical outlet; and then put the Elmo doll back on the floor. Oh yeah now that make's complete sense; it's all part of a normal home inspection. For a minute there I was thinking this guy was some sort of psychopathic sexual pervert.

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