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Old 04-02-2021, 05:23 AM
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Mom: "Don't expect too much from people and you will never be disappointed." & "You can never be too well dressed."

Dad: "Invest when you are young and when you are older, the money will be there to do whatever you want."

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From dad to my sister. " Get the money first!"

Old 04-02-2021, 05:38 AM
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Me: Asking for any denomination of money from .25 to $250, for any number of legitimate reasons.

Dad: Get a job.
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When I got my driver's license and my first truck.

Dad: The E on the gas gauge does not mean ENOUGH

My mom, on more than one occasion.....

I love you because you're my son, but I don't like you right now
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Dad: "The power of the muff...."
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Mess with the bull, you get horns...
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Mom, Don't make me come over there.
Dad. No warning
Old 04-02-2021, 05:43 AM
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Don't confuse effort with results
work hard so you can play hard
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Dad: "I'm not always right but I'm never wrong"
Mom: "Your father is an A**shole"
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Dad: "You can't ever do anything in a hurry."
Mom: "Just eat what you want son."
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Mom: The restaurant down the street is hiring. You like to cook.

Dad: (28 years later) You should have listened to me and you'd be retiring soon.
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Mom: choose your friends carefully.
Dad: Americans will choke to death on their rights.
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Father in Law - There’s a helping hand at the end of your own arm.
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Dad: "You deserve what you tolerate."
Mom: "God bless us and save us."
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Anytime I'd get in my car: "Don't Race!"
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Dad: "Don't drive the boat where the birds walk."
"You can work with your brain, or you can work with your back."

Mom: "We might be crazy, but we have more fun than most people."
"When I got to the end of my rope, I tied a knot and held on."
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Dad "Best to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt."
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If it's worth doing it's worth doing right. If you're not going to put the effort in to do it right don't do it.
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Mom: WIpe that look off your face before I smack it off
Dad: Kevin, the A students work for the C students.
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Dinner table quotes, Sticks to your ribs, make you grow hair on you're chest, make you lick you're finger to you're elbow and last but not least Wonder what the poor people are eating tonight.

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