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SATURDAY JOKE OF THE DAY~

Old 02-03-2007, 07:49 AM
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Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Steve, Bruce and Ed.

As they start their descent Steve slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."

Ed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that beer, Ed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Ed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Ed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

In the words of Major Payne ~ "SEN---SI----TIVE~!!!"
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