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Old 02-01-2007, 07:36 AM
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A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No,”
he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing
it.” The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special
about it?”

The Marine explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?” “Well, it says you’re
not wearing any panties....” “The woman giggles and replies, “Well
it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”

The Marine smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour
fast.”
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:40 PM
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Old 02-03-2007, 11:33 AM
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