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Old 01-28-2007, 11:59 AM
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Chicago Bear fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Green Bay fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on his shirt.

We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road. Suddenly, I saw a Green Bay fan walking down the road, with that "G"shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Green Bay fan."


















"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."


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Old 01-28-2007, 12:06 PM
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Well I guess the priest will have to do ten Hell-Marries when he arrives at St. Francis Church!
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Old 01-28-2007, 12:11 PM
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Just one -


remember it was just a Packers fan...
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Old 01-28-2007, 04:48 PM
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