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Old 01-25-2007, 12:36 PM
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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this thread.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

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Old 01-25-2007, 12:39 PM
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Don't do that on a airplane if you wear a turban
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:15 PM
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Good one
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Old 01-25-2007, 04:46 PM
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parkersal - 1/25/2007 1:36 PM If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train.... 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen. 5. Open this thread. 6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf


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Old 01-25-2007, 05:02 PM
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Honestly, if I sat next to someone on a plane and they did that. I would try to see how much damage I can do to that person before the countdown ended. Highly unlikely, possibly a bomb, but how would you know if it's real or not. If I'm going out, I'm going out fighting.

It is pretty clever though, albeit dangerous.
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Old 01-25-2007, 05:57 PM
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:26 PM
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:37 PM
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That's funny!

Anyone have any idea what the text is about the countdown?

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Old 01-26-2007, 12:29 PM
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I thought it was a funny joke. As something to do in real life though it's the same as telling TSA you might have a bomb. After the cavity search they will still charge you with something...

I'd say more but I have to go mail that link to everybody I know.
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:32 PM
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yeah.. hopefully everyone realizes it was a joke, and not something to actually do...
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Old 01-26-2007, 12:55 PM
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I love it! If you dont know better that not to do that, you deserve what you get. Whats that old saying, survival of the fittest?
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Does anyone know what the writing across the top says?
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moorhen - 1/26/2007 8:18 PM
Does anyone know what the writing across the top says?
"Eastern Delight Brand Hummus."
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It says, "Wanna see $7/gallon gas?"
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It says, "We lied to you about the virgins to get you to agree to something this stupid."
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sweet!
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