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farmerjane 01-20-2007 06:26 AM

Blondes and Winter.......
 
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it,
he says . .

"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Iowa, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"


:grin: Nuthin' like a good "blonde joke" to start off your Saturday~ :trout:
:Q

TB Hawks 01-20-2007 06:36 AM

Re: Blondes and Winter.......
 
Now, Jane...be nice or your gonna have to stay in the house all day today.... ;) ;cool;


farmerjane 01-21-2007 08:36 AM

Re: Blondes and Winter.......
 
Hey TB ~ we pretty much DID stay in the house all day..........oh, yeah..... :roll

I hope you feel GUILTY, MISTER!!! Sittin' there in your South Florida home, sippin' on whatever it is you sip on ( :o ), enjoyin' your backyard pool.......while the rest of us poor North Texas fools are floatin' around in 4"+ of rain and muck.....with SICK KIDS!! :(

There, I feel better. :grin:

More rain comin' today, but I don't care. Saltwater Fishin' is on!! :grin: :thumbsup:

:Q

tommyr904 01-21-2007 08:39 AM

RE: Blondes and Winter.......
 
:grin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

farmerjane 01-21-2007 10:00 AM

Re: Blondes and Winter.......
 
BTW ~ weather update!

We THINK we see the sun peekin' through~!!!! :o :grin:

Probably be short-lived, but any little bit helps.... :roll ;?

I'm startin' to get webbed toes.
:Q

TrollnHeel 01-21-2007 02:25 PM

Re: Blondes and Winter.......
 
good one Jane! :rofl: :rofl:


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