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FART!!!! I was enjoying a cold beer in the shower and I had to let one rip, it turned out to be a very short shower. Anybody else been run out from your own doing?
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Originally Posted by catfever24 View Post
FART!!!! I was enjoying a cold beer in the shower and I had to let one rip, it turned out to be a very short shower. Anybody else been run out from your own doing?
One time I had to smash terds down the drain and no I wasn't alone. But drinking beer in the shower is something I've never done.
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FART!!!! I was enjoying a cold beer in the shower and I had to let one rip, it turned out to be a very short shower. Anybody else been run out from your own doing?
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Mine smell wonderful...
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Originally Posted by Leonidas514 View Post
One time I had to smash terds down the drain and no I wasn't alone. But drinking beer in the shower is something I've never done.
You should live a little
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As George Carlin used to say.... Your own farts smell rather pleasant
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I like the smell of my farts
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I just hate when I knock my beer off the soap dish.
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Shower seems to make the fart linger for a long time.
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never trust a fart
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Mine smell fine; my superpower name is Fartman.
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Originally Posted by Bob1957 View Post
never trust a fart
A fart is like a controlled burn. Either one can turn disastrous in a second.

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Mine smell like roses...
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I hate letting one go just as I'm getting ready to sit down on the john, it just lingers at nose level
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may I suggest building an outside shower
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I think it’s the hot air/steam rising that brings the aroma straight from your butthole to your nose. Seems to get trapped in the shower stall if you don’t have the exhaust fan running.....

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Originally Posted by mhedrick View Post
I think it’s the hot air/steam rising that brings the aroma straight from your butthole to your nose. Seems to get trapped in the shower stall if you don’t have the exhaust fan running.....
Yup....that rising heat doesn't give it a chance to spread out in all directions, lifts it right up to your nose nice and concentrated...and I think the steam opens up your sinuses more so you can have a heightened sense of smell for a double whammy!

Nope, never had one chase me outta the shower.
Enjoy beers in there too.
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You should try Flatuscents suppositories.

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