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Old 01-12-2007, 10:31 PM
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Default What would you do if your wife went overboard?

Mine did! I just want to make sure what I did was the correct thing!

What would you do?
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:35 PM
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Are we on a lake of off shore.


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Throw her the anchor
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:41 PM
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OK...But first a question.... Is she on a boat with me or her boyfriend?



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Old 01-12-2007, 10:54 PM
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Did ya have a fish on? It could make a difference.
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Get the GAFF!!!
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Radio University - 1/12/2007 10:31 PM

Mine did! I just want to make sure what I did was the correct thing!

What would you do?
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HEY

WHAT IS SHE DOING ON THE BOAT ANYWAY.

did you push her?
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:26 AM
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REALLY was she THAT DRUNK!
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Old 01-13-2007, 04:22 AM
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WOT?
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Old 01-13-2007, 06:30 AM
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Wife went overboard while on the boat? Is this about cell phones and credit cards?
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Old 01-13-2007, 06:52 AM
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I'm still waitin' to hear exactly WHAT he did about the situation........?


He didn't say that he "saved" her arse ~

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Old 01-13-2007, 06:54 AM
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I joked around with this subject on the Hatt site and got myself zapped.

I told them about the fact that the wife and young 'un and I were about to take what I suppose may be our last cruise together when we took a trip through "The Gorge" below Chattanooga last October/November, whatever month it was. I even asked for volunteers to accompany us because we always got along just fine when others were around.

I joked about calling the Police to report my wife missing after about 3 days. I said something to the effect that they came to investigate her disappearance and said "Yes Mr. Register, we understand that accidents will happen, but why did you wait 3 days to file a missing persons report?".

My response was that I didn't realize she was missing until I noticed my ears had stopped ringing and I hauled the anchor only to find she had gone overboard and gotten herself entangled in the anchor chain.

Ah hell, I wasn't having one of them Fraudulent Slips or nuthin' as I still love her and always will. This is just my own little personal hurricain, and my Hatt is taking a beating. So am I.

Oh well, I'm on a great boat with a couple of great guys. Can it get any better than this? Yeah, I could be doing it with an intact family, but this ain't half bad even though I'm less than half here.

Look out Port Canaveral, the 'bird is back in town!

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Any witnesses?
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Old 01-13-2007, 10:11 AM
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ease the throttle forward and start complaining about the broke steering. Nah, I'd throw her the floating cushion then swing back around to retrieve her, all the while negotiating about when we can go look at a new boat
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:30 PM
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You guys need a separate forum . . . you are just too mean

If I was a fortune teller I would guess that you will be divorced within the next six months . . . if you last that long

PS . . . don't show this thread to the judge

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Old 01-13-2007, 01:19 PM
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marker150 - 1/12/2007 10:35 PM Throw her the anchor
i just had mountain dew come out my nose!

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:16 PM
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Would the boat run more efficiently with less weight in it? Do you have a 2 stroke or 4 stroke?
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take off my clothes and jump in after her... skinny dipping is fun
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Old 01-13-2007, 03:32 PM
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your leaving out to mutch info? can she cook good or clean fish? is she good at cleaning blood off the boat? is her life insurance up to date? can she swim? please show us a picture of her it will help!
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