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Old 01-12-2007, 12:12 PM
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers.....

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling,
"What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here by the road?!" asks the Officer...



























"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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Hope your wife ins't a blonde???
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