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Old 09-12-2020, 04:49 AM
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which one you choosing?
Old 09-12-2020, 04:53 AM
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Neither. I'm saving the dog!
Old 09-12-2020, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by LongJohnSilver View Post
Neither. I'm saving the dog!
Which dog, your wife or girlfriend. Asking for a friend
Old 09-12-2020, 06:58 AM
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The toast they made on Shackleton's ill fated expedition to cross Antarctica was 'To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet.'

Old 09-12-2020, 07:33 AM
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I think I’d have to have them stand next to each other. If I survive the beating, I’d pick the one who inflicted the least.
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Neither. Finally get rid of them BOTH!?

And GET a dog!
Old 09-12-2020, 07:40 AM
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The Wife..she makes good money. Plenty of wimmen out there to replace the g/f.
Old 09-12-2020, 08:13 AM
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Not sure..........The wife's sister looks pretty damn good.........I'll take the sister, and keep the dog. Lose the girlfriend, rent's too high...................Still considering legalities of having wife put down. (See wife/dog thread).
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Need pics of both
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Kenny created a monster.Pretty funny tho.
Old 09-12-2020, 10:31 AM
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What about wife's girlfriend?

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