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This is one of my favorites

Band: Volbeat
Song: Still Counting

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
And I tell you it again, and I do it again
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
Definitely not alone, well I'm not alone



...and Still Counting could be the name of my next boat
Old 08-05-2020, 12:23 PM
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Jackson Browne
Song Ready or not

Someone's gonna have to explain it to me
I'm not sure what it means
My baby's feelin' funny in the morning
She's having trouble getting into her jeans
Her waist-line seems to be expanding
Although she never feels like eating a thing
I guess we'll reach some understanding
When we see what the future will bring

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can a *^><#%a get a table dance ? Shake it up shake it up .
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Early one mornin' the sun was shinin'
I was layin' in bed
Wondrin' if she'd changed at all
If her hair was still red

Tangled up in blue

Bo Dylan
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or maybe this one from James McMurtry ( also covered by Ray Wylie Hubbard)
I you haven't spent any time in Texas, you may not be familiar

Choctaw Bingo

Strap them kids in
Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a cherry coke
We're going to Oklahoma to the family reunion for the first time in years
It's up at uncle Slayton's cause he's getting on in years
You know he no longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talking and he's just too mean to die


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I'd have to go with
" Nibbling on sponge cake"
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Here is a gem for you. I love this guy.

She's a gone back to whorin, that's what I heard
She's somewhere snorin, With some old rich bird
You knoe th things that I gave her, must a got kinda borin
Last that I heard she done, gone back to whorin
Shes a gone back to whorin, this ain't her first rodeo
Shes makin a fortune, screwin dudes she don't know
I asked her she told me, darling its my job
To suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and suck the corn off the cob

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Well, East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there
The Midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

[Chorus: Brian Wilson, Group]
I wish they all could be California (Girls)
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls
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When you can't find the light
That got you through the cloudy days
When the stars ain't shinin' bright
You feel like you've lost you're way
When the candlelight of home
Burns so very far away
Well, you got to let your soul shine
Just like my daddy used to say
He used to say soulshine
It's better than sunshine
It's better than moonshine
Damn sure better than rain
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I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail. I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror and so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale. As long as she'll buy me a new Zebeco I don't care if she's built like a blue whale. I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem and a jealous ol' man in jail

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If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
Cause there's too many places I've got to see
But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change
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We started the tour out in Denver, Colorado
i made the first one but I did not make the second show
Cause I met this girl there that brought about quite a big change
But I OD’d in Denver and I just can’t remember her name.

Song: OD’d in Denver
Artist: Bocephus
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Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm leaving my woman behind.… Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm leaving my woman behind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.
And I don't know where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again,
But I'm leaving my woman at home.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.
Train roll on many miles from my home,
See, I'm riding my blues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow I've got to carry on.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with
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Whiskey bottle , brand new car , oak tree you're in my way .
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Josy’s on a vacation far away
Come around let’s talk it over
There’s so many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

The Outfield - Your love
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For those about to rock, we salute you
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screen door slams , Marty's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays Roy Orbison singing For the Lonely
Hey that's me I want you only
Don't turn me home I can't face myself again

Don't run back inside
Darling, you know just what I'm here for
So you're scared and you're thinking
That maybe we ain't that young anymore

Show a little faith there's magic in the night
You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright
Oh and that's alright with me
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I also like.

They blew up the chicken man in Philly last night and they blew up his house too

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Merle

I wish a buck was still silver

It was back when the country was strong
Back before Elvis, before Vietnam war came along
Before the Beatles and yesterday
When a man could still work and still would
Is the best of the free life behind us now
And are the good times really over for good?
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There’s a lady who’s sure
all that glitters is gold
and she’s buying a .....


I knew Free Bird would be there before I could put it in.

Yes Ronnie we would still remember you.

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