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Old 12-21-2006, 01:34 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas
And I’m on the boat.
Fixing the bilge pump
to keep her afloat.

My tools were scattered
and covered the deck.
All the bending and twisting
put a kink in my neck.

The pump finally fixed,
I gave it a test.
Packed up all my tools.
I needed a rest.

Then off in the distance
I could plainly hear,
The sound of jet skis
They were coming near.

The engines were running
at full RPM.
They rounded the point
and then I saw them.

They headed my way
So I could see them quite clear.
The jet skies were driven by
eight tiny reindeer.

They were pulling a barge
stacked full of toys.
Meant for the good
little girls and the boys.

Perched on a lawn chair
On the bow of the ship
The jolly old boy
It had to be St. Nick.

He yelled at the reindeer
Screw the wake zone
I’ve got to unload this stuff.
I was surprised at his tone.


He reached in his cooler
and pulled out a beer.
Sucked it all down
and belched loud and clear.

I stood there and watched
this hilarious sight.
He suddenly saw me and
turned on his light.

“What you want Boy”
He yelled with a roar.
“A good life for my kids
nothing more.”

“You’ve got to be kidding”
He said with a hiss
Here’s a new side scan sonar
with WAAS GPS.

I stood there dumbfounded
Holding my new loot.
A new GPS
with sonar to boot.

I stood there a while
Watched him cruise out of sight.
I heard one last roar
“D@mmit reindeer red on the right.”

Copyright2006 Monstro

This is the LAST ONE. I promise.
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:56 PM
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Very good! Very good indeed!
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Old 12-21-2006, 02:11 PM
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TOO FUNNY~!!!! Especially that last phrase! HA!!

(Reminds me of Welder...... )

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that's what i'm talking about
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Old 12-22-2006, 08:56 AM
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Very Good
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Old 12-22-2006, 09:27 AM
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I'm IMPRESSED!!!!
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:53 PM
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What a talented bunch we have here on THT. Thanks. That was great!
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