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Old 12-20-2006, 03:37 PM
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Default Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

Get the bait ready.
We leave at first light.
Check out your rods and
tie your knots right.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

You better watch out.
Keep your line tight.
Lest you miss out a really good bite.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

He knows if you been drinking,
lying, cussing too.
You think that he’s a fat old fart,
But he’s got a surprise for you.

He’ll pull out his rod.
Rig it up right.
Hook on some bait and
Cast out of sight.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

He’ll tighten the drag.
Bring in the slack.
Reach over the side and
Juke the chum sack.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

He feels the fish a nibbling.
And see the line go tight.
He’s hooked up with a monster
And you know it going to be a fight.

He’ll crank in some line.
The fish will pull it back out.
You see him start sweating.
He is rather stout.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

The rod tip is a bending.
The drag is singing too.
The old boy is just playing that fish
He’s knows just what to do.

You grab up the gaff.
Run to the side.
Slip on fish guts and
skin off some hide.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

The monsters gotten closer.
The leaders is in sight.
Got to be a record.
We’ll party hard tonight.

You hear a loud crack.
You know there’s a hitch.
Then the old boy roars,
“That Son Of A B*****”
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.

We run back to the ramp.
Help him up on the dock.
The next thing he says,
gives you a shock.
Ho. Ho. Ho.
Lets go drink some rum.
Sandy Claws is fishing with you.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:52 PM
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That's GREAT!!!!
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:57 PM
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Thanks Spot,
It’s original, no copy and paste here.
The meds are working.
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:40 PM
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Hmmm...somebody's a little light in the loafers.
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:43 PM
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Monstro - 12/20/2006 3:57 PM

Thanks Spot,
It’s original, no copy and paste here.
The meds are working.
ORIGINAL THT POETRY . . .FANTASTIC

I enjoyed it . . . THANKS
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:19 PM
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Thanks Auguste,
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut once in a while.


Bigrod,
A literate, well read, poetic squirrel gets a nut more often.
Get my drift.
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Old 12-21-2006, 06:31 AM
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GREAT ONE, Monstro!!

I think I've fished with Sandy Claws before...

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Old 12-21-2006, 08:50 AM
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Great poem!!
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Old 12-21-2006, 09:05 AM
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Well done. I expect to see you on Youtube with the music singing etc. Let us know when you sign that first record contract.

Happy Holidays to all.
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:39 AM
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http://www.thecompassgroup.biz/merryxmas.swf

This one is cute.
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