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Old 06-12-2020, 01:13 PM
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my pecker is shiriveled up
I cant see crap out of these glasses
more aches and pains than an old lady at church supper
its rained all day
on tv two gay shits arguing what color pink to paint the bathroom
out of rum and just dropped the last bottle of coke-
all in all normal day here -

how ya doing??
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I feel your pain! I'm 70. Been having shortness of breath and light headedness for 3 weeks along with the dry mouth feeling although plenty of saliva ( i know, weird). Had nuclear stress test. Doc called today and said my heart is in great shape. Breathing test is next ( I have COPD). Lower back been killing me for a month. Hips hurt, Bunionettes on my feet. Knees feel like they are starting to go. I love these golden years!!
Old 06-12-2020, 01:19 PM
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Anybody remember Gary Muledeer?

Guys joins the monastery, first rule is NO TALKING! Monks only allowed to speak once every 10yrs with head monk to see how it's going.

Guy spends first 10yrs doing the monk thing. Finally it's his day to go before the head guy. He walks into the office, head monk asks, "Ok what do you have to say now 10yrs in?"
Guy replies, "Food cold!"
Head guy says, "Ok you are dismissed."

The next 10yrs goes by and then it's time to visit the head guy again.
Head guys asks him, "Ok what do you have to say now 20yrs in?"
Guy replies, "Bed hard!"
Head guy says, "Ok you are dismissed."

Another 10yrs goes by and it was time to see the head guy again.
Head guy asks him, "Ok what do you have to say now 30yrs in?"
Guy replies, "I quit!"
Head guy says, "Well that doesn't surprise me, you've done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"


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Old 06-12-2020, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Dead Horse View Post
my pecker is shiriveled up
I cant see crap out of these glasses
more aches and pains than an old lady at church supper
its rained all day
on tv two gay shits arguing what color pink to paint the bathroom
out of rum and just dropped the last bottle of coke-
all in all normal day here -

how ya doing??
About the same as you.

But I still got my guitar.
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Old 06-12-2020, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Brad1 View Post
About the same as you.

But I still got my guitar.
so does that mean you really can play--??-
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All of that and I got the diarrhea, too.
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Originally Posted by Lprizman View Post
Pic of.........
Oh hell no.......
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Nothing marijuana won't solve.
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Yep....recovering from knee replacement, just retired from fast paced ER, pretty bored, do have terrific woman to share my days with, family happy, healthy and nearby....perspective is critical....living the dream
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We just wrapped up a day offshore yesterday..started at 5:30 loading the truck....pulled back in the driveway at 18:30...

Spent most all of the day on my feet...the seas were down so we didnt get pounded. Covered over 160 miles and was still fishing at 16:00.

I wonder at 72 how many more of those days I have left in me. One of the reasons we are moving back to the water. To be able to walk out back and hop in the boat and go will be awesome.

We dont stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing...

I'll bet when I die, I'll just drop over dead. I just hope it isnt someday soon..!
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I have a Russian friend at work named Sergey. I call him "Comrade", He always responds "Howdy".
I explained today that when I die, I want my body to be in the shape of the old dodge in the Blues Brothers. When I am done, I want nothing to be in running condition.

Yep. This...

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Old 06-12-2020, 06:59 PM
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The Objective of life,
is not to arrive in Heaven clean, pristine, barely used,
But to come sliding in sideways, tires smoking,
Hollering, Wow! What a hell of a ride.
From my Now 90 Y.O MOL, when she was in her 70's-80's.
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Hip replaced, pacemaker, cataracts replaced, need knee replaced, I'm 70 and boat is half my age, rudders and shafts replaced, rudder posts replaced, new port engine installed a year ago, it's been sitting and just clicks, now stbd engine just clicks, batteries replaced but still just clicks. Boat and body continuously need to have parts replaced. Its getting harder and harder to do the boat yoga needed to replace boat parts. Need brain replaced because I enjoy working on the boat instead of doing something else
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At what point do you wonder hmm if I fell overboard could I get myself back in the boat?
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Life is like a fine bottle of wine, you get better with age until one day you turn to vinegar.
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Gout. nuff said

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