He is in trouble

Old 12-18-2006, 12:43 PM
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Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding

anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow

morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0

to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough

there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand

new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Eddie have been scheduled for Friday
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Old 12-18-2006, 04:50 PM
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creative thinking, I love it!
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utterly fantastic
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