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Old 12-11-2006, 07:02 PM
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The limit is $20. HOT SPOT is having the annual company christmas party this weekend. I need help coming up with the most outrageous gift!


Thanks in advance
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:16 PM
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its got to be chinese?

hmm... chinese women like to wear these to stay as white as possible
http://cgi.ebay.com/UV-Cut-Clip-On-A...QQcmdZViewItem

i would also recommend this
http://cgi.ebay.com/Chairman-Mao-Tze...QQcmdZViewItem
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:41 PM
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it doesn't have to be chinese

Chinese Christmas is where the first person gets present from the tree. The next person in line can either steal that gift or pick another from the tree


I'm leaning towards gettin a box of condoms and wrapping them in a huge box
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:18 PM
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Well if I tell you here chances are Steve will read it and therefore the surprise will be off......so I'll PM you.
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Great idea! Thanks
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Old 12-11-2006, 11:16 PM
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Do it cause you know as well as I do, people are naturally drawn to that size of box.
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my freshman year of college we did secret santa. i got this girl who i didnt really like so i got her a dog bone. little did i know, you hand each person their gift personally.... that didnt go so well.
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Go to Walmart and buy a one of those animated trailer hitch covers in either a deer, a bulldog, or a bass. When the brakes are applied the deer, posed with the ball up his ass, kicks it's legs and a target lights up on it's belly. The bulldog, posed biting down on the hitch ball, squirms and kicks like he's tearing the ball to pieces. Lastly, the bass, also posed biting down on the ball, swishes it's tail like it's swimming. Oh yeah, I checked this morning and they run for $19.95.
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Up here we call it a "Yankee Swap." If you play this game at a party with asian friends present, feel free to to change the name. We dont mind.
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Old 12-15-2006, 11:51 AM
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Some of those Larry the cable guys edible drawers!
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Old 12-15-2006, 09:25 PM
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Weekend-Hooker - 12/15/2006 11:51 AM

Some of those Larry the cable guys edible drawers!
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'Preciate the ideas.

I think I'm going to go with synthetic 5W-30 oil and a box of condoms
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How about a grandson?
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BUGBUSTER - 12/15/2006 10:42 PM

How about a grandson?

according to HOT SPOT, "Do you like your balls the way they are now?"

my response..."I think so pop, and we'll leave it at that!"
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:05 AM
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I LOVE doin' the Chinese Christmas thing ~ can be SO FUNNY!!! Let us know how it goes and what you and HOTSPOT get....


BUGBUSTER ~ .....................................

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Yes ma'am! We hadda great day on the water. We've got whiskey, fresh moonshine, liquor, lots 'o beer.


business is surely about to pick up!
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