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That title means you could get to go to camp.
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Job title : COADC
COVEREVING OUR ASSES DOT COM...you know we are both getting banned for this.....
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Email me!! Night!!!
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VP of BS to make our suckers, oh I mean customers, feel like we give a crap
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Originally Posted by REMfish7 View Post
That title means you could get to go to camp.
why? It’s cable TV. What could it include.
not trying to start something but I’ve never seen that.
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Originally Posted by River rat76 View Post
VP of BS to make our suckers, oh I mean customers, feel like we give a crap
Basically this. Also her job is to make it impossible to simply hire qualified people.
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Good call on the make it impossible to hire the qualified individual!!
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means the company cares more about winning BS awards like "most woke", "best business ethics" instead of things that actually matter to the customers like service
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All job titles are bullshit nowadays anyway.

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a bunch of crap.
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Tough job. On any given day, with people changing their gender preference, the company maybe out of compliance....

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Originally Posted by REMfish7 View Post
That title means you could get to go to camp.

That made me laugh.....
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Originally Posted by aubv View Post
Tough job. On any given day, with people changing their gender preference, the company maybe out of compliance....
good point

but it says “customer experience”. Not employee experience. That job title + customer = what exactly?
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Originally Posted by NCSUboater View Post
Basically this. Also her job is to make it impossible to simply hire qualified people.
That’s accurate

However you might be qualified on a system defined by merit, we’ve decided that we’d like to hire someone based upon quotas.
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It means as a country, we're doomed.... It's only getting worse...
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She is only a VP. I bet there is an entire department under her plus a few above costing millions a year.

Part of the Reason why your comcast bill is $200/month for basic cable. Oh yea they also owned the largest scyscraper in Philly at 974’ and decided they needed to build another one at 1200’.

Plus side is the new Four Seasons restaurant Jean Gorges on the top floor has some pretty amazing views.

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Environmental
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it's about making sure the company's image fits in with everyone's view of how a company should be run...
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Has to be a fake title. I can promise you Comcast cares nothing about customer experience.
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Titles are odd things. I was at a company-wide meeting once where it was announced that “the board has authorized the creation of the position ‘Manager of Quality Systems Deployment’”. I leaned over to a friend and said, “l pity the person that gets that title”. A week later it was me. AKA, “the ISO-9000 guy”.

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