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Old 12-02-2006, 08:52 PM
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For me, today we had a lovely day out running around to various marinas trying to spend money but not....spent 60 bucks on a (I call them clam shells - ?) receptacle which allows the rode/ chain to go into the rode locker under/ through the deck. Then we had a quite dinner together at home after we stopped at a fish house and bought a couple of lobsters, gator, shrimp, squid and crab cakes, then stopped over at a local liquor store and picked up a few bottles of (P-D ?)oulilly (LF ?)ume white wine. At home I wore the chef's hat (very rare indeed), drank some imported beer (Beck) and fashioned up a feast for King and Queen. After dinner I yaked enough to put the Misses to sleep, but not before we agreed to call a boxing bud of mine and go to the local bar and watch the HBO fights tonight. To me that’s love off the scale.......any gal that can put up with this crap from me I'd be a fool not to love back and call her a good spouse! ............man am I drunk and thankful for spell checker! ......man there is not way in he!! you guys would have ever read this. ......but I had to share.
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:55 PM
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She tells me.








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Hey Garett,

Nice evening. If she ever leaves you, let me know. I'll marry ya.

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Hey Garett,

Nice evening. If she ever leaves you, let me know. I'll marry ya.

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Hey Garett,

Nice evening. If she ever leaves you, let me know. I'll marry ya.

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As long as you don't do it DURING sex


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My wife tells me I do not listen...or something like that.

I do listen to my mistress though, she can tell on me.
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Hey Garett,

Nice evening. If she ever leaves you, let me know. I'll marry ya.

Big Al
F#@k you, I snore..................can you handle THAT!
As long as you don't do it DURING sex


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Hey bud, I'd love this to carry on, but I've got a date.....................catch'a later friend! we're late for the fights! - gotta gooooooooo
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Sh!t,


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yall need to get a room
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Nah, he dumped me for his wife.

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mine?


she let's me be me.......
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Old 12-03-2006, 12:24 AM
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Oh is that the one with three tets and two of them are flat tires? ............I'm back!
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Hmmmmmmmmm....."Snapper Head"......hmmmmmm, I wonder if that's how he feels before or after the wifie gets at him......hmmmmmmmmmm..... NAHHHHHH he's got to be the recipient. so know wonder he wants to hook up me. hey bud, I snore, fart, burp and scratch my ars in the morn, high noon and at supper........yikes that might be the very thing he likes............f#@k what is a gal supposed to do????????? Crips I don't want to lead this guy on!!!!!!!!

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For me, today we had a lovely day out running around to various marinas trying to spend money but not....spent 60 bucks on a (I call them clam shells - ?) receptacle which allows the rode/ chain to go into the rode locker under/ through the deck. Then we had a quite dinner together at home after we stopped at a fish house and bought a couple of lobsters, gator, shrimp, squid and crab cakes, then stopped over at a local liquor store and picked up a few bottles of (P-D ?)oulilly (LF ?)ume white wine. At home I wore the chef's hat (very rare indeed), drank some imported beer (Beck) and fashioned up a feast for King and Queen. After dinner I yaked enough to put the Misses to sleep, but not before we agreed to call a boxing bud of mine and go to the local bar and watch the HBO fights tonight. To me that’s love off the scale.......any gal that can put up with this crap from me I'd be a fool not to love back and call her a good spouse! ............man am I drunk and thankful for spell checker! ......man there is not way in he!! you guys would have ever read this. ......but I had to share.
There's a spell checker here? Now they tell me!

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Well I'm rested up and my lunch pail is packed (thanks Hon' ) and I'm off to work for a few hours. ............Sorry Big Al if my last comment came across as anything other then what I had intended it to be.
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Well I'm rested up and my lunch pail is packed (thanks Hon' ) and I'm off to work for a few hours. ............Sorry Big Al if my last comment came across as anything other then what I had intended it to be.
No worries Garett I'm unoffendable (new word, I just invented it ).

Rage on, brother. And have a good day at work


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I know my wife loves me....



She tells me to pull her nighty back down when I'm done.
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Well that didn't tax me to badly....I sorted out hardwood floor installation and painting schedules then watched a crew install three new sets of oak stair cases.....boy was that a ruff shift! After that I called the Misses and told her I was coming home....she said she'd have a hot lunch ready when I got home. Mmmmm one of my favorites, bacon and egg sandwiches with melted graded mozzarella cheese and onions on 17 grain toast.

........I think I'll paint the kitchen ceiling for her today.......I know she'd like that done for the holidays.
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when i leave on thursday and come home on sunday for a 2 day fishing trip and all i get is a why no call
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