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Old 03-26-2020, 06:25 PM
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Default You love that boat more than you love me!

Been there.
Old 03-26-2020, 06:26 PM
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How many times do you have to check the boat?!??
Old 03-26-2020, 06:56 PM
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Yes and...?
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Me, " No I love the boat nearly as much as you but not more than you, It's really really close though"
Her, Gives "That look"
Me, shruggs
Old 03-26-2020, 07:25 PM
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If your boat cost more than your house.....
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“Depends on how rough it is in the ocean vs how rough it is at home.”

The only honest answer.

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Lol
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I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
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Is it me or is “You never listen!!!” a terrible way to start a conversation?
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It's just easier to get the boat up on plane.
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My Wife encouraged me to buy my boat because she didn't have enough competition and was getting bored ;-) That's why I love her.

p.s. Have you noticed that my newest boat has a female name?
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Years ago I met a man whose wife had left because of his boat, so he renamed the boat "My Orgasm"
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The boat never said no
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Originally Posted by Lifeislarge View Post
Is it me or is “You never listen!!!” a terrible way to start a conversation?
Somebody starts a conversation with “You never listen!!!”

Get out. Really ???

Huh. Maybe I just never noticed.
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Her-Can your boat do THIS? ?

Me - Can you do THAT on the boat?? 😎
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Winner^^^^^!!!!!!
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The lord giveth and the lord take it away. God put 20 million of those beautiful things on this earth for use to enjoy. Don't get yourself in such a rush picking the misses just because you get that stuff. Find one that likes the water first, then get happy about the snatch. LOL
I"m worked a solid three weeks on this boat now rebuilding it. GF told me as night to stay out there as long as I need to so I can finish the damn thing. LOL
Two more days I should have it where I'm happy to splash it. Got to put the LUKE( or who ever your name it to it ) so its like you want it.
WE have choices!!!!!! LOL
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Simple replies such as.... ‘she never fails to please me’ or ‘have you ever heard the boat talk back?’ Should clear things up.
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"Why don't you just Sleep in that @#$%^...#$% Boat?"......................................Baby, It's a Ski Boat, Does that Mean I have the Go ahead for a Cruiser too?....Gee, You're the BEST... (I wonder how She's doing?)
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