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Old 03-23-2020, 04:07 PM
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I bribe the ossifer with a bottle of wine and it's been working fairly well so far.
Old 03-23-2020, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by TUNEE View Post
Has anyone noticed that the mongrel TP you had to settle for because you couldnt find your favorite roll is like wiping your ass with leaves?
I live in deep woods and am planning a Spring sale for all the leaves you can gather. I am thinking Fall may be 50% off.
Cash and carry only.
Old 03-23-2020, 04:22 PM
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I didn't make myself clear, I needed to fail the test to move forward. I married an awesome woman.
Yes sir you did. Yes you did.

Can’t help my mother. I was born into that one. She bitches about every drink I take.
Old 03-23-2020, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by autobaun70 View Post
Looks like your neighborhood, Auto!
Old 03-23-2020, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by TUNEE View Post
Has anyone noticed that the mongrel TP you had to settle for because you couldnt find your favorite roll is like wiping your ass with leaves?
Pfffft. Use your finger. Wipe your finger with the TP. Your ass will thank me in a week. Civilians... 🙄








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My tires were spiked when I tried to run one last night. Damn near fell flat on my face.
Old 03-23-2020, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish'nFool View Post


My tires were spiked when I tried to run one last night. Damn near fell flat on my face.
Legos, not spikes.. same result.
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Originally Posted by WeeKilt View Post
Looks like your neighborhood, Auto!
nah.....we rock golf carts and riding mowers with kids and coolers hanging off of them.
Old 03-23-2020, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireless View Post
Last night as I rounded the corner of the hallway taking me from the living room to the bar I encountered a DUI checkpoint. Found another one outside the master bedroom. I received a warning and carried on. Be safe out there. That is all.
I was relaxing in the pool yesterday working on the tan when half my stash got confiscated. Ugh, wife looked in the cooler of beer and saw the jar of moonshine. That wont ever happen again, next time it goes under the beer.
Old 03-23-2020, 06:10 PM
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My plan is to wait for the officer to fall asleep in a bit.
Old 03-23-2020, 06:15 PM
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Officer/Wife: Have you been drinking tonight?
Me: No, not yet. I'll take a beer. Thanks for asking.
Old 03-23-2020, 07:21 PM
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Great replys!
Old 03-24-2020, 07:06 PM
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I’m going to wait out the one down the end of the hall, with a beverage of course. She will be very sleepy shortly. Hopefully
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I quit drinking a while ago. This shit continues I may have to start again. Especially if the wife's work shuts down. Oy vey!
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Currently sitting in my car in the driveway rocking Chris Stapleton on a kick ass stereo getting a break from wife and 3 kids .(may be a few beers involved) Pretty sure breathalyzer won't be needed when I come in as wife's BAC is probably higher than mine !!(wine glass is full !) Man I love her stay safe all ! Cheers
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Originally Posted by Tireless View Post
Last night as I rounded the corner of the hallway taking me from the living room to the bar I encountered a DUI checkpoint. Found another one outside the master bedroom. I received a warning and carried on. Be safe out there. That is all.
Haha. Damn T-bolt cops show up in the craziest of places!

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