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Old 02-16-2020, 01:04 PM
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So I had to run north on the turnpike and on way back stopped at a rest area. The guy going in front of me had the classic shaggy hair and beard but also bare feet. I was shocked as he headed into the mens room in front of me. He stepped up to the urinal and stepped into the yellow puddle containing DNA from the hundred of guys who pissed there yesterday. He didnt flinch or try to avoid the chicken broth on the floor. Checked himself in the mirror and headed out leaving a trail of wet footprints through the food court.
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You must have seen a Jersus yesterday.............................
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So it tasted like Chicken Broth huh
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He was impersonating a millennial.
Old 02-16-2020, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jersus View Post
So I had to run north on the turnpike and on way back stopped at a rest area. The guy going in front of me had the classic shaggy hair and beard but also bare feet. I was shocked as he headed into the mens room in front of me. He stepped up to the urinal and stepped into the yellow puddle containing DNA from the hundred of guys who pissed there yesterday. He didnt flinch or try to avoid the chicken broth on the floor. Checked himself in the mirror and headed out leaving a trail of wet footprints through the food court.
Damn, now I have to re-unread this.
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Originally Posted by Brad1 View Post
He was impersonating a millennial.
Probably got a couple at home telling him to get with the times. Wonder if he has had a smartphone surgically attached to his ear yet?

Went to a friends 50th a while back. Maybe 60 people around that age plus his 20yr old son and 7 similar aged cousins etc. 60 people socializing and chatting while 8 youngsters sit around a table each individually playing with their phones?????

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Old 02-16-2020, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Jersus View Post
So I had to run north on the turnpike and on way back stopped at a rest area. The guy going in front of me had the classic shaggy hair and beard but also bare feet. I was shocked as he headed into the mens room in front of me. He stepped up to the urinal and stepped into the yellow puddle containing DNA from the hundred of guys who pissed there yesterday. He didnt flinch or try to avoid the chicken broth on the floor. Checked himself in the mirror and headed out leaving a trail of wet footprints through the food court.
effin’ hippy maggot!
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I read the title of this post and thought I would read a story about a guy going offshore who saw a Ballistic Missile submarine on the surface, and hoped for a few pics. Well, my mistake! Instead I get the story of some dirtbag. ROFLMA.
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Originally Posted by Bison View Post
I read the title of this post and thought I would read a story about a guy going offshore who saw a Ballistic Missile submarine on the surface, and hoped for a few pics. Well, my mistake! Instead I get the story of some dirtbag. ROFLMA.
Same
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Originally Posted by Bison View Post
I read the title of this post and thought I would read a story about a guy going offshore who saw a Ballistic Missile submarine on the surface, and hoped for a few pics. Well, my mistake! Instead I get the story of some dirtbag. ROFLMA.
Originally Posted by boatmanmark View Post
Same
That is Soooo boomeresk...
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Millenial - named after a global computer system crisis

Boomer - named after a submarine full of nukes

Sometimes it is good to be old and understand what makes the world work.
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Originally Posted by Bison View Post
I read the title of this post and thought I would read a story about a guy going offshore who saw a Ballistic Missile submarine on the surface, and hoped for a few pics. Well, my mistake! Instead I get the story of some dirtbag. ROFLMA.


Fast attack but

it’s the best I could do on short notice.
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Originally Posted by RIDE2GETHER View Post
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Old 02-16-2020, 04:15 PM
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Geezzzzzz that’s creepy !!!
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What time of day?



Nope. Wasn’t me.
Old 02-16-2020, 04:49 PM
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There's 5 mins of my life I'll never get back.
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You must be one of those guys who turns on the faucet with your elbows and uses your paper towel to open the door handle on the way out
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He and his boyfriend....... feel like this is deja vu.
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Originally Posted by dirtkat View Post
he and his boyfriend....... Feel like this is deja vu.
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