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Old 02-14-2020, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by joshscott84 View Post
How has no one mentioned the requirement for DUKES in order to be considered a sammich
Or mayo or miracle whip. What the hell is Dukes? Enlighten this Yankee.
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Originally Posted by NC Mike View Post
like like like like like like

Fake Ta Ta's !
Old 02-14-2020, 11:16 PM
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Lord Sandwich will be turning in his grave reading this thread.
Old 02-14-2020, 11:30 PM
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My girl will make me any kind of sammich’ I want !!!

Of course she happens to be a Unicorn , So there’s that and all ........
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Originally Posted by catmandoo1 View Post
Fake Ta Ta's !
Ya don't say? Who cares.
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Everyone here has made valid points.

The only notable exceptions are the ones about miracle whip. That crap is nasty and it definitely turns whatever you put it on into a non-sandwich.
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I've seen many shit sandwiches materialize.

Big Al
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Originally Posted by catmandoo1 View Post
Fake Ta Ta's !
I believe one of the AMAZING features of them is that they are actually quite REAL.
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Originally Posted by FishnDive View Post
Sammich--sounds like something Rachel Ray says
Rachel Ray is an ASS...That woman CAN'T STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What about a calzone or stromboli?
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Originally Posted by cronced View Post
Does folding a slice of pizza make it a sandwich?
No it just makes you a Yankee.
Old 02-15-2020, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by xl883lo View Post
No it just makes you a Yankee.
Oh come on!

Is a stack of pancakes a sandwich? It's basically layers of bread with edible stuff in between...
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My wife will put potato chips in between two slices of bread to make herself a sandwich. She'll even put potato salad to make a sandwich.
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Originally Posted by Seon View Post
My wife will put potato chips in between two slices of bread to make herself a sandwich. She'll even put potato salad to make a sandwich.
The bread is just a delivery mechanism to keep her hands clean
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I was talking with a guy at work about this and he had a great explanation. He said it is kind of like pornography... he can't define it but he knows it when he sees it.

Maybe that's the best definition of a sandwich.
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Originally Posted by catmandoo1 View Post
Fake Ta Ta's !
Their real if you can touch them
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Originally Posted by catmandoo1 View Post
Or mayo or miracle whip. What the hell is Dukes? Enlighten this Yankee.
Its the mayonnaise we like when they're out of Hellman's at the store.
Old 02-15-2020, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by catmandoo1 View Post
Or mayo or miracle whip. What the hell is Dukes? Enlighten this Yankee.
Dukes is only the best mayonnaise in the world. All others are a distant second.
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So is a Panini a sammich or is it different?
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Originally Posted by NCSUboater View Post
Dukes is only the best mayonnaise in the world. All others are a distant second.
100% fact.

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