What is a sandwich?
02-14-2020, 10:51 PM
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How has no one mentioned the requirement for DUKES in order to be considered a sammich
Or mayo or miracle whip. What the hell is Dukes? Enlighten this Yankee.
02-14-2020, 10:54 PM
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Fake Ta Ta's !
02-14-2020, 11:16 PM
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Lord Sandwich will be turning in his grave reading this thread.
02-14-2020, 11:30 PM
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My girl will make me any kind of sammich’ I want !!!
Of course she happens to be a Unicorn , So there’s that and all ........
02-14-2020, 11:59 PM
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Fake Ta Ta's !
Ya don't say? Who cares.
02-15-2020, 03:51 AM
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Everyone here has made valid points.
The only notable exceptions are the ones about miracle whip. That crap is nasty and it definitely turns whatever you put it on into a non-sandwich.
02-15-2020, 04:46 AM
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I've seen many shit sandwiches materialize.
Big Al
02-15-2020, 05:27 AM
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Fake Ta Ta's !
I believe one of the AMAZING features of them is that they are actually quite REAL.
02-15-2020, 05:29 AM
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Sammich--sounds like something Rachel Ray says
Rachel Ray is an ASS...That woman CAN'T STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02-15-2020, 07:09 AM
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What about a calzone or stromboli?
02-15-2020, 07:13 AM
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Does folding a slice of pizza make it a sandwich?
No it just makes you a Yankee.
02-15-2020, 07:18 AM
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No it just makes you a Yankee.
Oh come on!
Is a stack of pancakes a sandwich? It's basically layers of bread with edible stuff in between...
02-15-2020, 07:31 AM
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My wife will put potato chips in between two slices of bread to make herself a sandwich. She'll even put potato salad to make a sandwich.
02-15-2020, 11:45 AM
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My wife will put potato chips in between two slices of bread to make herself a sandwich. She'll even put potato salad to make a sandwich.
The bread is just a delivery mechanism to keep her hands clean
02-15-2020, 03:57 PM
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I was talking with a guy at work about this and he had a great explanation. He said it is kind of like pornography... he can't define it but he knows it when he sees it.
Maybe that's the best definition of a sandwich.
02-15-2020, 04:19 PM
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Fake Ta Ta's !
Their real if you can touch them
02-15-2020, 06:12 PM
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Or mayo or miracle whip. What the hell is Dukes? Enlighten this Yankee.
Its the mayonnaise we like when they're out of Hellman's at the store.
02-15-2020, 06:39 PM
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Or mayo or miracle whip. What the hell is Dukes? Enlighten this Yankee.
Dukes is only the best mayonnaise in the world. All others are a distant second.
02-15-2020, 07:05 PM
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So is a Panini a sammich or is it different?
02-16-2020, 04:33 AM
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Dukes is only the best mayonnaise in the world. All others are a distant second.
100% fact.