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Old 02-14-2020, 12:16 PM
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Something the dishwasher makes you after servicing your johnson.
Old 02-14-2020, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Striper In View Post
Webster is an asshole.
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What about a fig newton? Is it a sandwich?
Old 02-14-2020, 03:09 PM
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You start with 2 wimmen! Or a womans boobs! Or..heck...her butt cheeks even!
And you put something in between 'em!
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Everyone knows it is a town on Cape Cod...sheesh
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Originally Posted by REMfish7 View Post
How about a taco?
Depends on if its hard or soft.

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Originally Posted by jagerhunchback View Post
A sandwich is a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type.
then that would also be a sub....
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Originally Posted by Weekend-Hooker View Post
Technically speaking its not a sammich without Dukes....
Dont forget the Miracle Whip....
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Originally Posted by cronced View Post
What about a fig newton? Is it a sandwich?

Fig Newtons are an abomination of nature and never should have been invented and marketed.

They are the Tide Pods of 1891.
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Originally Posted by ChrisW21 View Post
Fig Newtons are an abomination of nature and never should have been invented and marketed.

They are the Tide Pods of 1891.
had a guy come offshore once. Told him to pick up some snacks we got the rest of the food covered. He brought fig newton's and Cheerios. I abused him for the next 44hrs. Haven't heard from him in a while.
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I prefer pink tacos myself
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Sammich--sounds like something Rachel Ray says, what next, do we start calling sandwiches-sammies
Old 02-14-2020, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FishnDive View Post
Sammich--sounds like something Rachel Ray says, what next, do we start calling sandwiches-sammies
Goddamn you must be old as F.......

Gonna guess 78+?????
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Originally Posted by ChrisW21 View Post
Fig Newtons are an abomination of nature and never should have been invented and marketed.

They are the Tide Pods of 1891.
Now, an Oreo on the other hand......
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Originally Posted by REMfish7 View Post
Now, an Oreo on the other hand......

AKA - Desert sandwich
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Originally Posted by Weekend-Hooker View Post
If youve never had a mader sammich with dukes a little salt and some coarse ground black perpper....you ain't been livin son....lol
I realize they are popular down south, but I can't do it. Mayonnaise is disgusting. I can put mustard on just about anything, including any type of sandwich, though.
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Originally Posted by Mooney6959 View Post
Technically, yes. And so is a hot dog.

Corn dog... no.
If you believe a hot dog is a sandwich do you also believe breakfast cereal in milk is a soup?
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Originally Posted by Mak232 View Post
Dont forget the Miracle Whip....
Miracle Whip over Dukes? How long have you been a commie sociopath?

Old 02-14-2020, 10:42 PM
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A proper sandwich is peanut butter and sardines between two slices of bread.
best eaten in front of customers who are already turning green.

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