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Old 02-01-2020, 05:43 PM
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Lately I feel like Michael Douglass in Falling down. I am just so tired of sh!t from people. Three times in the last week I have gone off on people and it felt great.

-last week I come home from running errands and there is a work van completely blocking my driveway (they are building a new house next door) For months its been contractors messing up the street, putting equipment on my lawn, utility workers and surveyors all over my property due to this house being built. I walk into the house and there are three dudes in the kitchen working on the electric I don't even introduce myself I just say "so who is the presumptuous a*s-hole who thought it would be a good idea to block my entire f*cking driveway" At which point the big fat one says if I call him an a*s-hole again he is going to kick my ass. My response was "all your fat ass can do is sit on someone and you are too fat to catch me anyway, the only thing you are going to do is move that sh!t box before I cut your f*cking tires" I walk out he says something to me and I fire back with "shut up we both know your not a tough guy or a badass, move that sh!t box"

-A few days later they are digging a huge trench to run the sewer and electricity. Right, when I walk out of my house the plumber (or whoever it was) puts the trash cans from that property right on my front lawn in front of me (nevermid it clear those are not my cans and my cans are visible and the property is divided by a little wall) I pick the can up over my head, throw it across the property line into the trench and look at the guy and say 'that's not my f*cking trash can" get in my truck and leave.

-Today at the gas station I am filling up and some tool in a tricked out Infiniti pulls up right next to me with music blasting, windows down leaves car and music on for the general public to enjoy while he runs inside. When he gets out of the gas station I thanked him for the music and said "hey my wife thinks your look wicked cool and can't wait to hop in the front seat of that sh!t box to give you a handjob because you look so cool, thanks for the f*cking music" The guy looks at me stunned, says thank you and drives away.

I need to chill out.

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Haha...I definitely feel like that sometimes man and am a dick to people.
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Falling down is a great movie. Wait until you put on another twenty years.
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I get its worse everyday..im filling up with gas some asshat pulls up with the bass rap....crap ... wide open on the other side of the pump leaves the car like that goes inside ...as I was putting away the nozzle I gave it a quick burst into his open window and drove away ...some times you just cant put up with that bull crap and click..
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The older I get , I have less patience for stupid people...
I feel your pain..
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I get its worse everyday..im filling up with gas some asshat pulls up with the bass rap....crap ... wide open on the other side of the pump leaves the car like that goes inside ...as I was putting away the nozzle I gave it a quick burst into his open window and drove away ...some times you just cant put up with that bull crap and click..
That’s effing brilliant.
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I smell A stroke
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Originally Posted by Bruce1505 View Post
I get its worse everyday..im filling up with gas some asshat pulls up with the bass rap....crap ... wide open on the other side of the pump leaves the car like that goes inside ...as I was putting away the nozzle I gave it a quick burst into his open window and drove away ...some times you just cant put up with that bull crap and click..
lol. Where’s that damn “like” button

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Originally Posted by Bruce1505 View Post
I get its worse everyday..im filling up with gas some asshat pulls up with the bass rap....crap ... wide open on the other side of the pump leaves the car like that goes inside ...as I was putting away the nozzle I gave it a quick burst into his open window and drove away ...some times you just cant put up with that bull crap and click..
Need the like button here!
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The scene at the burger place was classic.
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Originally Posted by Tuna Colada View Post
Need the like button here!

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Get off my lawn!!!

Be careful.....one day you might run into the wrong one.....
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I think you ought to leave your keys in the truck tonight and hide in the bed.
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World is not big enough for a full time a-hole , we all take turns !
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I feel ya but probably a good time to reign it back a notch . You'll always find conflict if your looking for it . The builders are being disrespectful and the GC needs a call . That's enough of that crap where you live . I doubt he would put up with it at his home .
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Originally Posted by Bruce1505 View Post
I get its worse everyday..im filling up with gas some asshat pulls up with the bass rap....crap ... wide open on the other side of the pump leaves the car like that goes inside ...as I was putting away the nozzle I gave it a quick burst into his open window and drove away ...some times you just cant put up with that bull crap and click..
Need the like button here!
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"Lunch Box Bob", he's a bit of a legend on commercial construction sites around here. I'm told he beat a co-worker into a coma with his lunch box over a casual remark. My encounter with him was fairly mild, he must have been on his meds that day and several witnesses were present.
The question is, will you be "Bob" or the guy in the hospital, you just never know who's gonna snap.
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Fortunately I wasnt one of the guys in the kitchen that you went off on. That would not have ended well.
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If any of that was true I would say you need a drink. But what the hell, have a few drinks just for posting that.
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I am getting a pool installed in my back yard and one of the subs used my neighbors yard to back the concrete truck down. It rutted it up good and I will repair it when it drys out from all the rain. On a side note, I have always liked your posts and thought you would be neighborly?

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