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Old 01-14-2020, 09:59 PM
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I know an old hunter who swallowed a fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die.



I know an old hunter who swallowed a bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die.



I know an old hunter who swallowed a fawn.

He gave a big yawn to swallow that fawn.

He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die.



I know an old hunter who swallowed a fox.

You bet'cher socks he swallowed that fox!

He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die.



I know an old hunter who swallowed his dog.

Oh what a hog to swallow his dog!

He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die.



I know an old hunter who swallowed a lion.

He swallowed that lion without even tryin'!

He swallowed the lion to catch his dog.

He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die



I know an old hunter who swallowed a bear.

How did he dare to swallow that bear!

He swallowed the bear to catch the lion.

He swallowed the lion to catch his dog.

He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die



I know an old hunter who swallowed a moose.

His throat was loose to swallow that moose!

He swallowed the moose to catch the bear.

He swallowed the bear to catch the lion.

He swallowed the lion to catch his dog.

He swallowed his dog to catch the fox.

He swallowed the fox to catch the fawn.

He swallowed the fawn to catch the bunny.

That hopped n kicked n jumped in-his-tummy.

He swallowed the bunny to catch the fry.

I don't know why he swallowed a fry.

I guess he'll die



I know an old hunter who swallowed his horse.

He's dead of course!





The song above is sung to this melody:
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Whut?!?
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just got back from the bar and calling an Uber to go back
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just got back from the bar and calling an Uber to go back
not drunk enough for this
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Jeffy, is that you?????
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just got back from the bar and calling an Uber to go back
Epic response!!!
Winner of the day!!!
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Originally Posted by bone-a-fide View Post
Whut?!?
What's a "whut"?

It seems like this is a forum of crotchety old goats.
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Originally Posted by bobeast View Post
I like pie
What flavor, humble?
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You don't think my Burl Ives song remake is clever and cute?

I wanted a remake with an OUTDOORS SPORTS theme.

I thought this would be a smash hit here being this website is dedicated to outdoors recreation like boating.

But perhaps my future in songwriting is dim indeed.

I welcome anybody here to right any new song
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Originally Posted by JohnPrestonBailey View Post
You don't think my Burl Ives song remake is clever and cute?

I wanted a remake with an OUTDOORS SPORTS theme.

I thought this would be a smash hit here being this website is dedicated to outdoors recreation like boating.

But perhaps my future in songwriting is dim indeed.
I’d just go with future in general.
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Originally Posted by JohnPrestonBailey View Post
You don't think my Burl Ives song remake is clever and cute?

I wanted a remake with an OUTDOORS SPORTS theme.

I thought this would be a smash hit here being this website is dedicated to outdoors recreation like boating.

But perhaps my future in songwriting is dim indeed.

I welcome anybody here to right any new song
Perhaps you need some LED bulbs to brighten it up.
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Originally Posted by JohnPrestonBailey View Post
What's a "whut"?

It seems like this is a forum of crotchety old goats.
Tell us, which retread are you again ?
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Originally Posted by JohnPrestonBailey View Post
What's a "whut"?

It seems like this is a forum of crotchety old goats.
Says they guy rewording Burl Ives songs . . .
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Hunter must have been Japanese.
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Originally Posted by Mak232 View Post
not drunk enough for this
correct! it's painful
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Originally Posted by yarcraft91 View Post
Hunter must have been Japanese.
Then what was the nationality of the old lady who swallowed the fly in the original song, Cambodian?
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I know an old boater who swallowed a fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.


I know an old boater who swallowed a trout.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.


I know an old boater who swallowed a salmon.
Down his throat, that fish he was rammin'.
He swallowed the salmon to catch the trout.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die

I know an old boater who swallowed a crab.
To swallow that crab, made that lad so fab!
He swallowed the crab to catch the salmon.
He swallowed the salmon to catch the trout.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.

I know an old boater who swallowed a squid.
To swallow the squid, was an odd thing he did!
He swallowed the squid to catch the crab.
He swallowed the crab to catch the salmon.
He swallowed the salmon to catch the trout.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.

I know an old boater who swallowed a mackerel.
He swallowed a mackerel, holy mackerel!
He swallowed the mackerel to catch the squid.
He swallowed the squid to catch the crab.
He swallowed the crab to catch the salmon.
He swallowed the salmon to catch the trout.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.

I know an old boater who swallowed a sturgeon.
His tummy hurt bad and he may need a surgeon.
He swallowed the sturgeon the catch mackerel.
He swallowed the mackerel to catch the squid.
He swallowed the squid to catch the crab.
He swallowed the crab to catch the salmon.
He swallowed the salmon to catch the trout.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.

I know an old boater who swallowed a sea cow.
I don't know how he swallowed that sea cow!
He swallowed the sea cow to catch the sturgeon.
He swallowed the sturgeon the catch mackerel.
He swallowed the mackerel to catch the squid.
He swallowed the squid to catch the crab.
He swallowed the crab to catch the salmon.
He swallowed the salmon to catch the trout.
Inside his belly, it flip-flopped about.
He swallowed the trout to catch the fry.
I don't know why he swallowed a fry.
I guess he'll die.

I know an old boater who swallowed a whale.
He's now dead: end of tale!
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