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Old 01-11-2020, 03:19 PM
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So last night mrs ask me to cut her bangs. Sure why not I say. Oops I cut them too short. Oh well maybe she won’t notice.
Well today I get stuck in kitchen and the three stooges are on ( the Hercules one where they go back in time). I’m busy doing my thing and watching tv. Moe does something really funny and I do the “woooooooo woooooooo woooooooooo” thing and as I turn around the Mrs is standing behind me as red faced as any person has ever been in the history of red face. She storms off muttering “ the idiot cut them short on purpose”. She is now storming around the whole house clanging things, starting vacuums, and basically ruined any chance of an evening nap. To add to this it’s snowing so leaving is out of the question. I really miss drinking on days like these.

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pics of the Mrs?
Old 01-11-2020, 03:23 PM
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Walk around the house naked. She’ll leave you alone
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Originally Posted by bluffman2 View Post
pics of the Mrs?



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Old 01-11-2020, 03:31 PM
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Cutting the wife’s hair???????
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Ask her if you can trim up the "lower unit's" hair now!
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I’m just getting the glare....... don’t think she will be talking to me for some time.
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I’m just getting the glare....... don’t think she will be talking to me for some time.
so mission accomplished?
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You were set up for failure.
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Originally Posted by alligatorgar View Post
I’m just getting the glare....... don’t think she will be talking to me for some time.
For some folks that would be an accomplishment and not a penalty.
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Sounds like a great day..... My dad always told me "if they aren't talking to you, they aren't telling you what to do...

Enjoy the quiet time... They'll grow back, and remember next time- just say no...
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I got my haircut yesterday. I asked the girl if anyone gave her new scissors for Christmas. "Oh no.....no one would buy me scissors, they're too expensive."

Me, thinking that $25.00 would be too expensive, asked, "Well, how much are they?"

"Oh, mine are $600.00 each....the owner has some that are $1,500.00 each."

Me: "What???"

So, tell your wife if she wants you to give her a professional haircut, she's gotta let you buy $600.00 scissors, otherwise, she gets the kind of quality of the scissors she lets you have.
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Ok, there is a little more to this story.... history lesson.......

about 3 years ago she asked me to trim the bangs for her and I accidentally took out part of one of her eye brows. She was livid. Took years for her to forgive me for that one. So understandably I was a little nervous when she finally after 3 years asked again. There, now you have the whole story.... ag meet dog house, doghouse this is ag.

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The doghouse is my comfort zone.
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Cutting the wife’s hair???????
What the heck were you thinking man?
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Originally Posted by alligatorgar View Post
Ok, there is a little more to this story.... history lesson.......

about 3 years ago she asked me to trim the bangs for her and I accidentally took out part of one of her eye brows. She was livid. Took years for her to forgive me for that one. So understandably I was a little nervous when she finally after 3 years asked again. There, now you have the whole story.... ag meet dog house, doghouse this is ag.
They say make up sex is the best.....but I wouldn't know, The Warden never gets mad at me......so no make up sex. In fact, none anyway.
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Originally Posted by ZMAN617 View Post
What the heck were you thinking man?
obviously not about my future.......
I really thought I could make up for the eye brow. I mean how hard could it be? I’m thinking she shouldn’t have wet the hair before the cut. When it dried they got shorter and shorter.

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