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Old 11-07-2019, 07:48 PM
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Default What costs more, boats or women?

Also which one treats you better? 😁
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Old 11-07-2019, 07:49 PM
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Old 11-07-2019, 07:53 PM
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My divorce cost me almost $400k. My boat cost almost $40k. You tell me
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Old 11-07-2019, 07:54 PM
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I used to have a wealthy boss who would say " If it floats, flys , or fu˘ks, it's always cheaper to rent it than to buy it".
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My divorce cost me almost $400k. My boat cost almost $40k. You tell me

I bet she got the boat too.
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Originally Posted by fishmaster273 View Post
Also which one treats you better? 😁
Have you started to pay women to go out on the boat with you?
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Old 11-07-2019, 07:55 PM
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If you gotta ask....seriously?
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Bridgeman53 View Post
If you gotta ask....seriously?

Lighten up bud this question is for entertainment purposes. I want to hear the stories.
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:14 PM
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Boat unless you have a side piece and get caught
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mbb View Post
I used to have a wealthy boss who would say " If it floats, flys , or fu˘ks, it's always cheaper to rent it than to buy it".
tits, tires, or wires it’s bound to give you problems
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by fishmaster273 View Post
Lighten up bud this question is for entertainment purposes. I want to hear the stories.
whatever you say, dad.
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:42 PM
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My woman helps pay for my boat. They both treat me pretty well.
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Bridgeman53 View Post

whatever you say, dad.

Thank you son.
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Blazman234 View Post
Boat unless you have a side piece and get caught
side piece is so worth it though.... just get ready to write a check, I did😎
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Threads got potential . Mostly a toss up for me so I'm no fun .
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Old 11-07-2019, 09:14 PM
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It’s out of my price range when I treat objects like women.
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Ok, boomer.
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Old 11-07-2019, 09:36 PM
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They are both pretty reasonable if you buy the right size and keep them forever.
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Old 11-07-2019, 10:11 PM
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Women. My divorce cost me 40 grand and I have to pay that whore 2 grand a month until I move to a foreign country and she won’t get another dime from me. Florida grants permanent alimony since we are stuck in the 1800’s.
My new boat was 70 grand.
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Old 11-07-2019, 10:16 PM
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Women. My divorce cost me 40 grand and I have to pay that whore 2 grand a month until I move to a foreign country and she won’t get another dime from me. Florida grants permanent alimony since we are stuck in the 1800’s.
My new boat was 70 grand.
wtf? That's what I would do. I'd move to the Bahamas.
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