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Old 09-21-2019, 10:13 PM
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Divorced in 2013. A couple years later got remarried to a girl I've known for many years (litarally decades) and always thought was my dream girl. Wow, what a physco bitch !!! Actually shot me the finger at Octoberfecst today !!!

And I wasn't even checking out (let alone hitting on) any other bitches !!!

Where the hell did I go wrong ?!?!
Old 09-21-2019, 10:18 PM
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What's the rest of the story?

You're not posting here just because she flipped you off.
Old 09-21-2019, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisW21 View Post
What's the rest of the story?

You're not posting here just because she flipped you off.
Actually, that's more or less it. Didn't do nothing wrong. Went there with her friends and their husbands.

For those about to get divorced. Don't make the same mistake I did. STAY SINGLE !!!
Old 09-21-2019, 10:38 PM
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If that's it then don't sweat it! Bitches be crazy!

Seriously though, in her mind you did something. Probably a complete misunderstanding.

Get up a bit early, make her breakfast, and find out what you "did".

Until then, stop regretting your decision to re-marry.
Old 09-21-2019, 11:09 PM
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I’d figure out exactly what her issue was before kissing ass. No sense in rewarding bad behavior if that was the case.

If if she was unjustified in her bird tossing, don’t be shy about telling her she f’d up. Otherwise you will be opening yourself up to future flip off’s or whatever else nonsense she feels like throwing your way in public.

A puppy will never stop pissing on your living room floor if you don’t teach it’s wrong....
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5 posts and no ones had asked for it yet?

Fukc this place is going down hill rapidly....
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Originally Posted by Mpellet View Post
5 posts and no ones had asked for it yet?

Fukc this place is going down hill rapidly....
There's a time and a place to ask.

Now isn't the time.









Give it 5 more posts from OP.
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Originally Posted by Mpellet View Post
5 posts and no ones had asked for it yet?

Fukc this place is going down hill rapidly....
r_ventura_23 will be along shortly to make an official request.

Last edited by JP11283; 09-22-2019 at 01:16 AM.
Old 09-22-2019, 01:35 AM
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I confused octoberfest with schutzenfest - another German festival where they have beer and shooting.....

so I misread that line as “she shot me in the finger”....
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Not even October yet.....
Old 09-22-2019, 02:49 AM
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Maybe it’s just her way of saying come & get me.
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Her way of telling you you should have bought a Freeman?
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It's signing for wanting a good bitch slap and a hot poker.
Old 09-22-2019, 03:13 AM
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Because your friends didn't beat you with a big of nickels when you told them you were going to do it again!!
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She's just reminding you you're #1 with the longest finger she has.
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Sounds like a keeper to me!

Dont be so damn sensitive 😁
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That’s the threshold for getting a divorce these days?
Old 09-22-2019, 03:52 AM
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Remarried? The question should be why the hell did you ever get married to begin with.
Never understood, guys that have been married 2 or 3 times.
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Piihb
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Originally Posted by Brad1 View Post
Divorced in 2013. A couple years later got remarried to a girl I've known for many years (litarally decades) and always thought was my dream girl. Wow, what a physco bitch !!! Actually shot me the finger at Octoberfecst today !!!

And I wasn't even checking out (let alone hitting on) any other bitches !!!

Where the hell did I go wrong ?!?!
I guess you didn’t learn your lesson the first time ? Refer to crazy hot matrix to unicorn segment

If my wife hasn’t given me the finger at least once I feel like I haven’t been giving it my all 👇

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