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Old 09-17-2019, 01:17 PM
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Nasty!

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Old 09-17-2019, 01:27 PM
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The stories linked at the bottom of the page are even worse.
Old 09-17-2019, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Sprockets View Post
Nasty!
With that comment alone, I will NOT be clicking on the link!!!!
Old 09-17-2019, 01:29 PM
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Saw this on the jax news this morning. He will have the winning story to tell in the boat while fishing.
Old 09-17-2019, 01:32 PM
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Hey, maybe the nudist pontoon guy would like to hook up with them for cruising?
Old 09-17-2019, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Vitamin_Sea View Post
The stories linked at the bottom of the page are even worse.
Made me go back and look! What a messed up world we live in. Dude busted for having sex "with" a couch on the side of the road!
Old 09-17-2019, 01:35 PM
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Hey, sometimes the mood just strikes you and you gots to get it while the getting is good.

She really did hit every branch on the way out of the ugly tree!
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"Florida couple...." That sentence never ends well.
Old 09-17-2019, 01:38 PM
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I bet cracker has done that.
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Originally Posted by bugnut View Post
I bet cracker has done that.
Busted couple in middle of night drunk driving bicycle and had them make whoopie in the back of his car, then one of them run off handcuffed with pants down and reapprehend entering an ice cream joint? He would have already shared a story like that I would hope.
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Originally Posted by Sprockets View Post
Made me go back and look! What a messed up world we live in. Dude busted for having sex "with" a couch on the side of the road!
It was a Pull Out sofa...........................
Old 09-17-2019, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Vitamin_Sea View Post
The stories linked at the bottom of the page are even worse.
Somebody watch too many Bobbit stories.. Fei Lin paid the price..
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Methinks that's a hard looking 35 right there...
Old 09-17-2019, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Vitamin_Sea View Post
The stories linked at the bottom of the page are even worse.
You ain't kiddin'! Good grief! The japanese porn star who had her fans mail in bottles of semen ...picture of her sitting there surrounding by dozens of plastic soda bottles of it. What was she going to do, take a bath? Drink it all?
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Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
You ain't kiddin'! Good grief! The japanese porn star who had her fans mail in bottles of semen ...picture of her sitting there surrounding by dozens of plastic soda bottles of it. What was she going to do, take a bath? Drink it all?
that’s what they make the sticky rice sticky with.
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Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
You ain't kiddin'! Good grief! The japanese porn star who had her fans mail in bottles of semen ...picture of her sitting there surrounding by dozens of plastic soda bottles of it. What was she going to do, take a bath? Drink it all?
Japanese porn makes our porn seem really tame by comparison... or so I've been told!
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Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
You ain't kiddin'! Good grief! The japanese porn star who had her fans mail in bottles of semen ...picture of her sitting there surrounding by dozens of plastic soda bottles of it. What was she going to do, take a bath? Drink it all?
This is why I never order the Egg Drop Soup.........
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How about that first line in the article...

"A Florida couple arrested for DUI has aroused attention for what they allegedly did while in a police car waiting to go to jail."

I smell a Pulitzer...
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Theres a whole lotta messed up in the world.
Old 09-17-2019, 03:32 PM
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Nobody on this forum has EVER lived this free! Deep down, I think we are all just jealous.

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