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Default A very important rant!! ;)

Hey YOU! Yeah YOU! You self important, mouth breathing, entitled, disgusting, vile, sub-human, disgusting, immature, poorly raised, dog-like, stupid, son of a whore . . . FLUSH THE ****ING TOILET!

You may be proud of the acid colored, rank effluent that issues from your puss laden dick which you probably haven't laid eyes on since you were 13 years old, but you believing that the rest of us, you know, those who were potty trained, want to have to encounter with that semi solid pool of god knows what you leave laying around, some in the toilet, some on the wall and some on the floor, just shows that most dogs have better control of their bodily functions as they at least have the mental capacity to piss in the grass.

I get that you enjoy laying in a puddle of your own urine while eating chips and drinking PBR in bed and think it makes you a "man", the reality is that most 3 year olds are better toilet trained than you.

FLUSH THE ****ING TOILET OR I HOPE YOU GET DICK ROT~

That is all . . .
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Sure sounds like them Florida folks ain't all potty trained.
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If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
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I always wonder what their dysfunction is. Maybe they just want to share? Are they proud of their accomplishment? What kind of home environment do they have. Maybe no working plumbing. Maybe they live in a house with no electricity or indoor plumbing at all, so they don't recognize proper Poo etiquette.
Or maybe they are just stupid animals who are lucky enough to have opposable thumbs.
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#Florida Man

In all seriousness, I marvel at some the (liquid) effluent of some people. If it's not at least somewhat clear, you might want to drink a little more water (or beer), just sayin
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^^^^ NOT ^^^^ !!! What the fek is the matter with you LP!!!
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Not here brother.
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
This is painted on the bathroom door at coconuts in cozumel.
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Originally Posted by mcsd63 View Post
This is painted on the bathroom door at coconuts in cozumel.
Mexico . . . fingers . . .
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And while you're at it, wash your f'ing hands too.
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So you want me to flush this disgusting pissed all over toilet? Not a chance I'm touching that crap,
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Originally Posted by mcsd63 View Post
This is painted on the bathroom door at coconuts in cozumel.
Love Coconuts in Cozumel!
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Wow sounds like the men’s rooms at some of the bars I frequented back in my younger years, OH those good old days.
thanks for the memories ride together.
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Originally Posted by Eastport205 View Post
And while you're at it, wash your f'ing hands too.
We have a few of those where I work, they clearly have issues. But you can't say anything about it because they might be offended.
Seriously, who shits and doesn't wash their hands?
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slow day 'round here, eh?
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Originally Posted by glacierbay2 View Post
I always wonder what their dysfunction is. Maybe they just want to share? Are they proud of their accomplishment? What kind of home environment do they have. Maybe no working plumbing. Maybe they live in a house with no electricity or indoor plumbing at all, so they don't recognize proper Poo etiquette.
Or maybe they are just stupid animals who are lucky enough to have opposable thumbs.
OP is from Ft. Meyers and honestly I think there are a lot of areas in Florida that suffer from the same problem.

Too many old people dealing with incontinence, poor eye sight, and shriveled up dicks combined with being too old to give a shit anymore.
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"In the land of sun and fun, we only flush for number one!"

Club Pacifico de Panama orientation lecture.
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Originally Posted by Qb1rdman View Post
OP is from Ft. Meyers and honestly I think there are a lot of areas in Florida that suffer from the same problem.

Too many old people dealing with incontinence, poor eye sight, and shriveled up dicks combined with being too old to give a shit anymore.
Yeah yeah the incident that really made me shake my head happened yesterday and yes it was in fort Myers however it was a guy about 35 years old in a starched white shirt, clearly had something to do with a business in downtown, as I stood behind him waiting to piss he finished turned around and walked out so it had nothing to do with age and a lot to do with low-class :-)
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I don't get that bent out of shape over the stupidity of others, but damn man, your rant skills are epic.

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