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Old 06-09-2019, 05:53 AM
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Years ago my wife decided that I should dress as a Dracula dummy (easy pose to make) and sit in a chair out front, then scare the bejesus out of kids and parents as they passed by. Vasoline was used to slick the hair down.

did you know that not even gasoline will loosen that crap very much (and it stings the scalp like hell). Many, many hair washings with Dawn, laundry detergent (stings, too) and alcohol (stings 3) were accompanied by a ton of her saying, "I'm so sorry". It would have meant more if she wasn't laughing, though....
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Old 06-09-2019, 03:21 PM
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Interesting they went to the ER....like they can help....should go to barber...
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Old 06-09-2019, 07:52 PM
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She should keep it. Her head will not get cold in the winter.
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Old 06-10-2019, 05:26 AM
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At some point you think she would have stopped.
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Old 06-10-2019, 05:29 AM
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Looks like King Kong’s happy ending!
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Old 06-10-2019, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Gullpt View Post
Looks like King Kong’s happy ending!
she heard prize bull semen was worth money ... " Damnit Crystal , spit it in the jug !!! "
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Old 06-10-2019, 02:18 PM
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Interesting they went to the ER....like they can help....should go to barber...
The barber don't work for free.
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Old 06-10-2019, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by nccoaster View Post
She should keep it. Her head will not get cold in the winter.
Indeed! What's her "R" factor?

haR-de-haR haR haR
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Old 06-10-2019, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bamaboy473 View Post
Years ago my wife decided that I should dress as a Dracula dummy (easy pose to make) and sit in a chair out front, then scare the bejesus out of kids and parents as they passed by. Vasoline was used to slick the hair down.

did you know that not even gasoline will loosen that crap very much (and it stings the scalp like hell). Many, many hair washings with Dawn, laundry detergent (stings, too) and alcohol (stings 3) were accompanied by a ton of her saying, "I'm so sorry". It would have meant more if she wasn't laughing, though....
One of the most used tricks for how to remove Vaseline out of hair is using cornstarch or cornmeal powder. Apply to the affected area, and then pat it through the hair. Let it sit for some time, allowing the cornstarch to absorb the jelly. Once it sets, wash your hair with a clarifying shampoo and warm water.
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Old 06-11-2019, 05:40 AM
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This is bad...If you want really bad, buy the children toy called Bunchems and give them to 10 kids with long hair. Disaster
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