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Old 06-08-2019, 11:29 AM
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ok THT let em rip. I am going to a friendís 50th birthday and itís my job to roast him. ive got some already but need some help.

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ive known him since college. He always looked like he as 50. He couldnít get laid in a womenís prison with a fist full of pardons. He is and always was a bit overweight and he loves to gamble. Lives in NY. I Live in Florida. He likes to bowl and play softball

he makes fun of me for being Hispanic/ an immigrant and a bit of a red neck.

Help a brother out with some ideas.
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Old 06-08-2019, 11:40 AM
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Hmmmmm...thinking cap on!!
will get back shortly
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His last job was refilling cream doughnuts
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Can we have a rule waiver for this one?
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Can we have a rule waiver for this one?
worst case scenario we get thrown to the bilge. Let him have it!
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worst case scenario we get thrown to the bilge. Let him have it!
trying to avoid camp.
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Originally Posted by autobaun70 View Post


trying to avoid camp.
I'm open to private messages.
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Old 06-08-2019, 12:26 PM
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Let the professionals do it. Hire Jeff Ross.
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Old 06-08-2019, 12:26 PM
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Get a copy of his high school yearbook. The library at the school will have one. Or the public library in his hometown.

Usually lots of good old photos and comments in those. If his mom is still alive she might ha e his.
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What's his nationality, occupation, married or not?
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Gosh folks, look at Joe. He hasnt aged a bit, but then again, he's always looked 50.
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Still gambling Joe? Wanna make a bet? I'll bet youre fat next time I see you too.
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. He always looked like he as 50. He couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fist full of pardons. He is and always was a bit overweight and he loves to gamble. Lives in NY.


I think you have about nailed it-

crips im feeling sorry for the poor bastard all ready
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Hey, yall know why Joe likes to bowl? That ball is the only thing that will let him put a finger in it.
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Originally Posted by YFMF View Post
What's his nationality, occupation, married or not?
white, American, Jewish insurance salesman
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white, American, Jewish insurance salesman
Well isn't that a joke in itself?
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Originally Posted by rkatz View Post

white, American, Jewish insurance salesman
If you need help making jokes out of this then you should just sit down and let other people handle the roast.
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Originally Posted by ChrisW21 View Post
If you need help making jokes out of this then you should just sit down and let other people handle the roast.
I've got plenty, but can always use more.
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Originally Posted by rkatz View Post
I'm open to private messages.
And I’m open to private dances from girls named Jasmine, Lexi, or Mercedes.

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Do a search on YouTube for Foster Brooks. Might give you a few ideas.
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