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Man allegedly hiding drugs in backside accidentally shoots himself in testicles

Old 05-24-2019, 07:38 AM
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One of the funnier stories I've read.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alleg...f-in-testicles
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Old 05-24-2019, 07:40 AM
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Talk about a movie script writing itself... With this climax and the 90 minutes leading up to it. Academy award.
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Old 05-24-2019, 07:40 AM
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Yay! It’s not Florida!
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Old 05-24-2019, 08:31 AM
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Marijuana is legal in WA
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Old 05-24-2019, 08:37 AM
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13-time convicted felon, he looks like a kid??? How are you not in prison??? Hopefully he took himself out of the gene pool with that shot.
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I'm thinking those 13 convictions had something to do with the balloons "slipping" out of his ass. After this visit with Bubba at the Greybar Hotel he'll probably be able to fit a beach ball filled with weed in there.
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HOORAY!!! A criminal story with a happy ending. The dumbass took himself out of the genepool...
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Who say Glocks are not thinning out the crowd..LOLOL
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Old 05-24-2019, 09:49 PM
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At the conclusion of the trial the judge will give him probation. That is how he is a 13x convicted felon and on the street.
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