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7 Types of Women Boaters You Will Meet on the Water

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The Unicorn
8
9.64%
Wants to help girl
24
28.92%
Rail candy
13
15.66%
The Lush
5
6.02%
Doesn’t want to boat girl
8
9.64%
Thinks she wants to boat girl
10
12.05%
The retired boater lady
3
3.61%
Other
12
14.46%
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7 Types of Women Boaters You Will Meet on the Water

Old 05-22-2019, 03:44 PM
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What type of partner do you have?








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How about professional women captains? I have one and know plenty that could probably drive a boat better than half the folks on here.
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Anyone who voted Rail Candy must post pictures.
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Originally Posted by Rapchizzle View Post
How about professional women captains? I have one and know plenty that could probably drive a boat better than half the folks on here.
Other.
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One of my favorite neighbors is that Unicorn. She has a 24' center console with twin 175s and she runs the hell out of it.
My wife doesn't like me getting too close to her ;(
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Originally Posted by Rapchizzle View Post
How about professional women captains? I have one and know plenty that could probably drive a boat better than half the folks on here.
I've known two women with six pack licenses, sailed with a lot of women from the maritime academies and watched women in the NOAA corps dock large research ships. I've known a lot of guys that turn into the lush as soon as they get near a boat
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Where’s the beer drinking lead to ttop pole girl choice...

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Originally Posted by gfretwell View Post
One of my favorite neighbors is that Unicorn. She has a 24' center console with twin 175s and she runs the hell out of it.
My wife doesn't like me getting too close to her ;(

You know the rules around here.. post it.
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You left out # 8. Women that like to sit in the bow, and bitch about the rough ride.
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Originally Posted by gfretwell One of my favorite neighbors is that Unicorn. She has a 24' center console with twin 175s and she runs the hell out of it.
My wife doesn't like me getting too close to her ;(

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You know the rules around here.. post it.
I get it enough trouble just staring. I think pulling out a camera would really cause problem but she always wears a bikini
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Originally Posted by gfretwell View Post


I get it enough trouble just staring. I think pulling out a camera would really cause problem but she always wears a bikini

Just tell your wife its for a guy you don't know on the internet asking for a pic of the said Unicorn, she will understand.

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Got Milk?
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What about “T-top spider” girl
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Lol
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Originally Posted by autobaun70 View Post
You left out # 8. Women that like to sit in the bow, and bitch about the rough ride.
And it's to hot/cold, and the wind is messing up her hair, and ewwww there are bugs, and on and on. This was the way my wife was but not anymore thankfully!
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Originally Posted by D.M.D. View Post

Got Milk?

Dont care what they bitch about or what they do, these can ride on my boat anytime...

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Originally Posted by 240 LTS View Post
Any woman that drives a boat with her hands at ten and two and with her thumbs out is a bimbo in my books....I don' t care how good looking she it.
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Originally Posted by D.M.D. View Post

Got Milk?
Some girls just need to be taught how to be better boaters.
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Every time ya'll click on a stupid you tube vid like that, that dude gets paid. My daughter can watch these ridiculous "top 10 vids" all day long. With millions of hits, these ppl are making serious coin on this stuff.


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Originally Posted by Garett View Post
Some girls just need to be taught how to be better boaters.
Looks like they pretty well have it covered.
Grab me a beer and make a sammich maybe.

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