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1.yes I always close the seat cover before flushing.
7.41%
no I never close the seat cover before flushing
74.07%
yes I always inspect the turd before flushing
51.85%
no I donít inspect the turd just flush and go.
25.93%
yes I admit to folding the tissue and rewipe.
33.33%
yes I admit to being on the toilet for extended time catching up on the reading material.
51.85%
no I turd and go then come back later for remaining turd while farting a lot inbetween turds.
14.81%
after a giant turd are you trying to remember what the heck did I eat the day before.
33.33%
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Letís talk toilets

Old 04-23-2019, 06:23 AM
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Let’s talk toilets



I broke the toilets cover the other day and am finding that the lid isn’t sold separately DAM.



In Master bedroom I have an expensive one piece toilet w/ the French curve seat, hence the throne, once you go FC you’re spoiled, regular flat seat isn’t the same not even close.



Anyway here’s the poll vote on which applies the most. Please note you’re gender you are allowed to multiple votes on turding but diarrhea isn't up for discussion

You can vote and note other turding tendencies, like don’t you just hate it when this ------happens.



1.yes I always close the seat cover before flushing.

2.no I never close the seat cover before flushing.

3.yes I always inspect the turd before flushing

4.no I don’t inspect the turd just flush and go.

5.yes I admit to folding the tissue and rewipe.

6. yes I admit to being on the toilet for extended time catching up on the reading material.

7.no I turd and go there come back later for remaining turd while farting a lot inbetween turds.

8. after a giant turd are you trying to remember what the heck did I eat the day before.

9. to avoid red ring I never skimp on tissue for my throne but do provide guests w/ the cheapest crape paper I can find.

10.I have two toilets his and her’s her’s shoots water on the po po.

options 9,10 exceed the poll limits

if you have created a giant masterpiece that;s like a work of art feel free to post image of said turd.



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Damn, is it still winter?
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Thanks anyway, I’ll skip this one.
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I named it "Steve"!







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Originally Posted by Stevethebrain View Post
I broke the toilets cover the other day and am finding that the lid isnít sold separately DAM.
There's a whole industry out there to replace broken tank lids. There are a couple good websites where you can just send them a pic and they'll let you know if they have one in stock. You can either just send them the model number (if you know it or it's stamped in the tank somewhere) or give them dimensions too.
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What a crappy thread.
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I named it "Steve"!
dude what have you been eating that is a unhealthy turd.

and it looks like it broke off, the rest of the turd is stuck to you're asshole, hope you freshened up or do you walk around smelly? STB






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There's a whole industry out there to replace broken tank lids. There are a couple good websites where you can just send them a pic and they'll let you know if they have one in stock. You can either just send them the model number (if you know it or it's stamped in the tank somewhere) or give them dimensions too.
it's not the tank lid it's the cover of the seat. STB
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Will somebody please flush this thread.
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poop thread
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I think this Guyís plainly to lazy.



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I used to run a wastewater treatment plant,your shit was my bread and butter...
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that's disgusting.how's that work at the turd plant do they strain it out and ship off the big chunks.

now I can't drink tap water anymore just thinking about this crape.

I've heard Ophra Winfree has a personal wiper on the payroll, that's all she doe's is wipe her ass, even if Ophra gets fart grease on her cakes she rings a bell for the wiper.
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I used to run a wastewater treatment plant,your shit was my bread and butter...
I feel sorry for those that had breakfast at your house!
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Why would someone want to know this about other people
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People always want to know about other people's shit!
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I have better things to do, now clean this shit up!
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I only take upper deckers at the neighbors house, never poop at home, haven't been caught yet
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This is interesting & surprising to me that the intelligent folks here at THT there’s only one vote for closing lid before flushing William get’s the nod.



I bet if this was a womens site the results would be opposite, I think Guy’s won’t think it’s femmei to close the lid after watching a few videos.



Have any of you turders heard of toilet plume? Watch a few videos then please revote.

Remember I’m here to help and advice not to trick you and change you'r turding practises.

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I named it "Steve"!







this might break the record for likes
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