Dead Horse

would you please learn witch side of the channel to drive on-- thankyou asshole-----

WET FLOORS

Sometimes I run the opposite side of the channel, because there's a lot of dummies who don't realize the wind has blown them to the other side of the channel into on coming boats.

autobaun70

And turn off your damn docking lights. Not sure what it is with pontoons and docking lights, but pretty certain they must have "headlights" as the label on the switch for them on most pontoons.

steve.hes

And No Wake applies to you too Mr. Toonie....

one wolf

And for gods sake honor the 3-bikini minimum law along with the associated weight restrictions.

MarAgt

lb33

And while you are sleeping in tomorrow morning nursing that hangover...I would like to bounce a Booyah Baby Boo Jig off your toon and catch that 10lb largemouth hanging out in the shade.....oh wait....we are talking about the intercoastal correct????

bluevein

did you mean to put a comma after "thank you" ??

Walleye Guy

You guys are killin' me!

bansil

Since pontooners dont steal toilet paper are they better than blow boaters?;?

it is hard to keep up with what is best on this site at times
1) Boats in general are best, unless they are pontoons, blow boats, freemans, kittah kats or NC skiffs if you are in FL
2) pontoons
3) bass boats that run 70 mph at night with a gillion power spot light
4) toilet paper takers
5) gypsy boats a.k.a. live aboard none mobile blow boaters
6) freeman

is that right this week?

p.s. where do pirate ships fit in? #1 if it is a beautiful wood one, like 11 if it is somolian