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As usual my wife is better than me at everything

Old 05-24-2019, 04:36 PM
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Default As usual my wife is better than me at everything

We moved out to Buckhorn Reservoir back in October and I've managed to pull exactly ZERO fish out of it. Julie on the other hand has been killing it. I've decided to hit golf balls at her while she fishes.

About a week ago she's fishing and I'm doing my best to donk her in the head. I'm failing miserably and she starts yelling for me to come see what she's caught. This is what I find at the waters edge. I felt like pushing her in the water. LOL
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Old 05-24-2019, 04:55 PM
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She caught that bass with her bare hands?
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Hah! Great story!
Old 05-24-2019, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by alligatorgar View Post
She caught that bass with her bare hands?
Yup, since she knows how to make a little worm wiggle just right she can get them to swim right up to her.
Old 05-24-2019, 07:05 PM
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Did y'all by chance move from four oaks area?
Old 05-25-2019, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by ECU_Pirate View Post
Did y'all by chance move from four oaks area?
She has too many teeth to be from Four Oaks.
Old 05-25-2019, 04:20 AM
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Fish whisperer.
Old 05-25-2019, 07:15 AM
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From down the road in Clayton
Old 05-25-2019, 07:25 AM
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What a smile!! She knows exactly what she is doing and is mess'n with ya!

This post put a smile on my face too!!
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At least you're not walking into the local tackle shop where they put your wife's name in the local fishing news with the name of your boat (no mention of the skipper) and ask every time you come in, " Is your wife still kickin your ass?"
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I fish buckhorn all the time mysel . It can be a challenge for sure. I do okay with the catfish out there
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Billdo, don't think I have seen a pic of you, but just a SWAG, your wife is also much prettier than you.
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That lake is cursed!! The first time me and my FIL put the boat in we were cruising along at 30mph and ran aground. We were 500 yards from any shoreline. That was the last time we went back. Which was a shame cuz we used to live 20 mins away.
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Originally Posted by Billdo View Post
From down the road in Clayton
Well if she used to work in the school system I worked with her for a bit. Just funny how small a world it is.
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Originally Posted by aFORDable View Post
Billdo, don't think I have seen a pic of you, but just a SWAG, your wife is also much prettier than you.
Yeah, I was looking to marry up and she was interested in doing some charity work. We met and married in the span of about 6 weeks back in '95.

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What a smile!! She knows exactly what she is doing and is mess'n with ya!
This post put a smile on my face too!!
She's a badass and tends to remind me every chance she gets. LOL

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That lake is cursed!! The first time me and my FIL put the boat in we were cruising along at 30mph and ran aground. We were 500 yards from any shoreline. That was the last time we went back. Which was a shame cuz we used to live 20 mins away.
It was the very first body of water I ever put a boat on. About 20 mins into our maiden voyage I found a rock pile that was sitting in what I thought was the main channel. Seriously, 20 mins into my first trip and I managed to tear off one blade and bend the hell out of the other three. I found a chart not long ago that would have been a big help that day .

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I’d tell her the only reason she caught it was the splashing noise your golf balls were making sounded like surfacing baitfish. That’s a pretty good bass!
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Based on my mental picture of you, you've outkicked your coverage for sure.
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Thanks for a pic without us asking.
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I'll admit it. I only clicked on this thread because I was hoping to see a wife pic, and you delivered! Based on my mental picture of you, you've outkicked your coverage for sure.
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Originally Posted by Vitamin_Sea View Post
I'll admit it. I only clicked on this thread because I was hoping to see a wife pic, and you delivered! Based on my mental picture of you, you've outkicked your coverage for sure.

LOL!! Man, rough bunch around this place! LOL

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