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Old 03-24-2019, 06:19 PM
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Old 03-25-2019, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Dastork View Post
So trying to name new boat. 28cc. Forum name probably gives it away but Iím an Ob/Gyn. Admiral and kids and I have narrowed it down. Open to suggestions but want to conduct impromptu poll for our top two.#1 - Push Harder (I feel like Iím saying that constantly!) #2 - Breaking Water (do that all the time too and the kiddos idea!). Keep in mind got four youngish kids and donít want to look creepy or overly explain things!! Examples - Red Tide, Somthings Fishy, etc!! Looking forward to feedback. Thanks!
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Old 03-25-2019, 06:23 AM
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I like Breaking Water, keeps it funny and relatively clean (one place I read on here about an Ob/Gyn with a powercat named "wet pussy", funny but not real appropriate). My wife and I are radiologists and our first boat , a 20 footer, we named BIRADS, had a lot of fun with that. I think ANY size boat can have a name btw. It's about having fun!
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Old 03-25-2019, 07:05 AM
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Stork
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I'm partial to the Stork names. Could have some clean fun with t-shirts.
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Old 03-25-2019, 12:48 PM
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Old 03-25-2019, 03:07 PM
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Years ago had a ob/gyn dock partner and the boat name was Soft Touch
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Old 03-26-2019, 07:42 AM
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Most of the bad puns are just that unless they're so subtle nobody notices unless they know you. Funny enough, but how are you going to feel about them in a year or 10?

Stork or Breakwater is your best bet.

Of course, if you're looking for more bad puns, throw Midwife Crisis and Five-Hole on the list...
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Old 03-26-2019, 02:29 PM
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Ha!
Like Head Out and Sea Section!

It is full of endless possibilities for sure.

Totally expect the typical douche responses from all those on here that own 50ft mega center consoles with heated seats and quad Seven Marine outboards and live fabulous lives. I am fully aware donít have to name my small boat but I feel like it. Plus when I reserved my slip in at SeaSpray on Elbow Cay for June they needed a boat name. Anyway enjoying the creativity! Thanks!
Well then how about "Size Doesn't Matter"
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Old 03-26-2019, 03:18 PM
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Old 03-26-2019, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pursuiter View Post
Years ago had a ob/gyn dock partner and the boat name was Soft Touch
Nice.. if it was "Salad Tongs" I'd ask for another slip
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Old 03-26-2019, 08:46 PM
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Old 03-27-2019, 06:13 AM
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