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Old 02-19-2019, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by gregb5220 View Post
Sorry mystery, but once again your have no idea what your talking about. I'm surprised your not asking for my WOT, length, height, displacement, income, shoe size, body of water, salinity content etc, just so you can get enough info..
I wont ask for WOT, length, height, displacement or any of that other stuff but I will ask. Pics of wife?
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Old 02-19-2019, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by PF-88 View Post
Ya but it's downstream of were they get their drinking water and wash their clothes.
But upstream of the next town. Unless their town is at the head of the stream, other people are doing it to them.
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Old 02-19-2019, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisW21 View Post
Took the boat out one day with a girl. About 45 minutes to a nice sandbar. Anchor up, I reach into the cooler, grab a beer and she says, "Can we go back? I have to poop."

I stared at her for about 0.5 seconds, cracked my beer, and told her to shit in the water or hold it.

After about 2 minutes of frowny face she want to the other side of the boat for 10 minutes of alone time. She seemed ok with it after the deed was done.

We just stayed up current the rest of the day.
I bet no happy ending for you after that trip.
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Old 02-19-2019, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ssobol2533@aol.com View Post
I bet no happy ending for you after that trip.
Some chicks dig giving blumpkins... never know till it happens
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeomikehotel View Post
Got caught on a boat with a bunch of friends once for a Scalloping trip. Downside was we had 5-6 females on the boat as well. By the time we made it to the scalloping spot, it was all over.
I swam as far away from the boat and everybody snorkeling in the water, pulled my shorts off and let er’ rip.

Not my proudest moment.

sounds like a pretty standard day to me!
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Old 02-19-2019, 10:25 PM
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It is always a problem, I am regular at 10am every morning. No earlier or later. Thank goodness for the orange homer bucket!
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Old 02-20-2019, 02:21 AM
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My buddies and I were fishing last year on a cold spring morning. It was a windy day and very choppy in my 20' boat when my buddy claims he needs to shit. I forgot a bucket so he shit in a Walmart bag and did it without pissing in the bag.
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Old 02-20-2019, 02:58 AM
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Venture about 2 miles offshore and let it rip overboard so that it will go to good use because cobia need their nutrients. That’s why shrimpers refer to cobia as cigar suckers.
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Old 02-20-2019, 04:48 AM
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We have a whole herd of Manatees in our creek. Despite my best efforts, I cannot get those guys to crap in a porta-potty. Gubment won't do anything about it. If they can pollute our creek with no ramifications, why shouldn't WE be allowed the same privilege??
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:28 AM
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please dont delete this its funny shit who hasn't come home missing a sock
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Old 02-20-2019, 07:29 AM
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Patrick O'Brian described an English frigate that was becalmed and the poopsies just drifted along with the ship for weeks.
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:01 AM
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keep these on board

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Old 02-20-2019, 08:27 AM
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:28 AM
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Hacked haha
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Old 02-20-2019, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by tdk72 View Post
Wow, could be a new “all time low” for THT.
Winter time man.....
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:53 AM
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Lotta doodoo on the spoil islands of the ICW. Watch out for rattlesnakes.

Offshore? Best leave your pride at the dock.
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I like to wait til the tide is right, and my buddies head out wading.
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by fritz423 View Post
Patrick O'Brian described an English frigate that was becalmed and the poopsies just drifted along with the ship for weeks.
I believe the crew would get out in the little boats every day or two and tow the ship away from the doo
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by FisherforHim View Post
Venture about 2 miles offshore and let it rip overboard so that it will go to good use because cobia need their nutrients. That’s why shrimpers refer to cobia as cigar suckers.
That's the truth, I remember as a boy being anchored up at Chandeleur with Cobia circling the boat when someone flushed the head. A cobia swung around and slurped up that floater like a Baby Ruth. I'll never forget my Uncle looking at me and saying "I'll never eat another Lemonfish in my life"
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:22 AM
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Two ass cheeks.
Twin outboards.

Coincidence? I think not.
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