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Old 11-20-2013, 07:37 AM
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Then perhaps a Flogging would be in order
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Old 11-20-2013, 07:45 AM
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:01 AM
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If you really want to insult your cooler, just refer to it as scarab69.
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:03 AM
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You can always go with, "I never really loved you. I just told you that so I could use you for my own pleasure, but now you've gotten fat. You're as big as a yeti! So I'm dumping you. And by the way, I'm sleeping with your younger sister!"
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:15 AM
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Does it drain overboard?

If so, you could just start using it as a urinal...

Too much?
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:23 AM
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"Yes, that seat cushion does make you look fat"
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Old 11-20-2013, 09:52 AM
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Call it a Yeti.
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Old 11-20-2013, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Trial View Post
Stupid cooler.


Why did the cooler "insult" him??? Is it insured by Boat US?????
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Old 11-20-2013, 09:57 AM
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Tell it that it's mother was a pokemon lunchbox.
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Originally Posted by hoejef View Post
I know they have the cans of crack fill at HD .......
Thanks hoejef


I did not know 'crack' fill was sold in cans????? I thought it was these tiny plastic baggies.
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Old 11-20-2013, 10:07 AM
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"You call yourself a cooler?!? HA!!! At best, you're a half-assed livewell."
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Hot Bitch!!!
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Tell your cooler its mamma is so dark, when she went to night school she was still marked abscent.
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Old 11-20-2013, 11:54 AM
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No need for insults, Scarab69 has already filed a claim for the insulation failure. Of course it was filed on the policy for your neighbors former boat (sold seven years ago)
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Funniest thread EVVAHH!!

You could try a love poem:

"I used to call you Boo,
When you worked like an Igloo,
Now you've lost your cool,
So eff you!"

Make it watch you use a new icechest, and turn it into dry storage.
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Old 11-20-2013, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Left Coaster View Post
You can always go with, "I never really loved you. I just told you that so I could use you for my own pleasure, but now you've gotten fat. You're as big as a yeti! So I'm dumping you. And by the way, I'm sleeping with your younger sister!"
Damn, that sounds kind of like a personal confession.
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Old 11-20-2013, 12:27 PM
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Call your cooler a Ficht because it takes a special kind of guy to love it........
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Originally Posted by World Powers View Post
Call your cooler a Ficht because it takes a special kind of guy to love it........
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Originally Posted by hoejef View Post
You guys are starting to hurt my feelings, doesn't anybody care that my beers are warm
If your feelings are easily hurt, you should not go around insulting coolers.
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Originally Posted by hoejef View Post
You guys are starting to hurt my feelings, doesn't anybody care that my beers are warm
You know that on other continents like Germany and Mexico they like to consume their beer warm.
Its an interesting fact so I made it up and posted it.
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