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Old 02-28-2008, 11:56 AM
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Your outboard engine is a POS unless it is offically endourced by FloridaDan. If you contact him today for the low price of 1,500. he will bless your engine and release it of it's sins. Call now to reserve a slot before this offer is over.

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Old 02-28-2008, 12:01 PM
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:03 PM
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Also...if you repower an older boat instead of buying new Dan will put you on his poor scumbag pig list. I know he called me more but I can't remember it all.

BTW...I wonder what is considered to be a new boat? At what age does it become an old POS?
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:13 PM
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Also...if you repower an older boat instead of buying new Dan will put you on his poor scumbag pig list. I know he called me more but I can't remember it all.

BTW...I wonder what is considered to be a new boat? At what age does it become an old POS?
Under FD standards.... as soon as the boat goes thru the dealer gate is a POS, even if is a 2009....

He is the only one owning brand new boats, since he never goes outside daddy dealer fence..
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:15 PM
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I believe "outboard brand" has become more of a taboo topic than politics or religion lately.
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I want to joing the church of Florida Dan but I'm poor. Maybe they will let me mow the grass so I can walk through the holy land.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:42 PM
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What a truly sick demonstration by these e-tec owners and dealers who've chosen to respond - you have no idea how you are hurting your own cause.

Let this serve as warning to everyone who reads this - DON'T YOU EVER post anything that could in ANY way be interpreted by them as negative against Evinrude e-tecs, even if its supported by facts and is the TRUTH.

Your lynch mob mentality only damages your credibility and lets others see just how sick you really are. But I'll be more than happy to continue to post FACTS everytime you give me an opportunity and let readers decide for themselves whats right - and watch YOU drive e-tecs reputation right in the ground for everyone to see.

This doesn't bother me a bit !
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:50 PM
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Are you talkin Iluminati type stuff going on here?

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nomad - 2/28/2008 1:56 PM Your outboard engine is a POS unless it is offically endourced by FloridaDan. If you contact him today for the low price of $1,500. he will bless your engine and release it of it's sins. Call now to reserve a slot before this offer is over. 1-800-Rude-Sux
Think he'd bless my Tohatsu? Or maybe there's still hope for my "ficht"(598hrs), that's "cheaper" than a new powerhead.
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Old 02-28-2008, 12:55 PM
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These kind of discussions make me like the E-Tecs even more!
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nomad - 2/28/2008 1:56 PM Your outboard engine is a POS unless it is offically endourced by FloridaDan. If you contact him today for the low price of $1,500. he will bless your engine and release it of it's sins. Call now to reserve a slot before this offer is over. 1-800-Rude-Sux
Think he'd bless my Tohatsu? Or maybe there's still hope for my "ficht"(598hrs), that's "cheaper" than a new powerhead.
No place in FD heaven for fitchs... they go straight to hell... fitchs are forbiden!!! It's a sin to own a Fitch in FD church.
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:02 PM
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Dan, your facts are about the same that one would find in the National Enquirer.
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:05 PM
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Chris, I asked Dan and he said that he thought your boat would need an exorcism. It has far to many sins for holy water, being an old POS and having E-Tec's.
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Dan is a JOKE! I don't believe there is one person here that actually takes him seriously. He has no friends here. I don't even think fishcop would join him for a beer if Dan was buying.....when he turns 21 in 9 years.

The only time I give a shytt about what Dan says is when he tries, notice I said tries, to discredit me personally. For exapmle the story he keeps bringing up about me pulling a gun out. He only posts cirtain lines out of every story (out of context) to make him look good, which doesn't work.

Here is the story about me pulling a gun out. I was born and raised in Miami so I have seen a lot of bad things growing up, this is why I carry a gun. This way its not just the criminal that is armed.

I was entering a major highway on the on ramp one day, at or slightly above the speed limit. When out of nowhere some nut tries to pass me and nearly runs me off the on ramp into a ditch. My natral reaction was to flip him off because I was pi$$ed.

He was in such a hurry that he had time to slam on his brakes right in front of me bringing us to a stop.....right in the middle of a high speed travel lane. He then gets out of his car and runs up to my truck and bangs on the window telling me toi get out of the truck.

Now...I don't care if a physcal fight was a lock in my favor there is no way I am getting out to fight some nut in the middle of a busy highway, cars were zooming past us. So to end the situation I pulled my 380 out and showed it to him, he bolted. End of story.

This was one isolated incedent that happened years ago, the gun hasen't been out of its holster since.

I'm sure Florida hide behing my computer Dan will find a way to twist that up.
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Just so you kniow, Obama officially enforced the etec today
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:19 PM
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Good thing my boat came with an Optimax hanging on the back huh?

Or is that not blessed either?
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Chris,
The dude that will pull a gun , should be ready to , and is ready to, use a gun, period.
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I want one a dem dar boats and motors that appreciates!
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Triple Jack - 2/28/2008 11:33 PM

Chris,
The dude that will pull a gun , should be ready to , and is ready to, use a gun, period.
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I agree with you, but PUHLEEEZE let's not have the gun thread again this week. We are short of popcorn, all the beer's warm and flat due to our huge power outage (which lasted about 15 minutes) and anyway, this is the bash FD thread, not bash trigger-happy (actually "threatening too soon to be trigger-happy") THT'ers thread. (Plus at my age and fighting trim -- NOT -- if the facts were truly like Chris describes them, and if I couldn't have driven out of it in the median, I'm afraid I would have showed it....and been ready to use it.) But let's not start.
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