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Old 09-18-2007, 09:23 PM
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What good or bad boat names have you seen?

Best:

BEL AMI

BLUE TEMPEST

PATRIOT


Worst:

KNOT TOO NAUTI

COCK TALES (seriously)

REEL - anything

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Old 09-18-2007, 09:25 PM
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I'll say it before someone else does. My previous boat was called LIT UP...it caught fire, burned and sank. I am building a new boat and it will be called...LIT UP. What can I say, I like the name.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:26 PM
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Sea Roses of the River. No joke, when I was a kid there was an old rotten Owens with that name in my town.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:27 PM
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friends boat named "Storm Magnet" and it is....

Little 7ft row boat I saw pull up to a Tiki Bar named "Row vs Wade"
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:43 PM
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Belly Dancer..........."she likes it on top".........what can I say it just stuck
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:46 PM
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My boat's name is "Freedom of America". Was "Amerika", but once it was christed, all bad luck broke loose. So I changed the name and things are looking up a bit *Knock on wood*.
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"Myassis Dragon"

Took me a while to figure it out but I laughed aloud when I got it.
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Old 09-18-2007, 09:59 PM
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I know someone who's wife wanted to name their boat "Dolphin Spirit"
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my folks named there boat "seas the day"
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:03 PM
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My old sailboat was............."Breakwind"...............
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:17 PM
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How about " Cat Sass"...............yes, my wife's name is Cat(herine)

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Balls Deep
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:21 PM
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nlkent - 9/18/2007 9:59 PM

I know someone who's wife wanted to name their boat "Dolphin Spirit"
If it was named that, it wins the worst name on a boat ever.....
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:23 PM
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I'm a helicopter pilot and there is an instrument in all aircraft that represents the aircrafts position relative to the horizon.

It is known as an attitude indicator.

We had a boat naming party (any excuse to throw a party) and after an unknown amount of frothy beverages we (my girlfriend is also a pilot) arrived at "Attitude Indicator."
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There was a boat on the Jersey shore in the 90's called "Joey butta-fluke-o"
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:24 PM
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Ktrain - 9/18/2007 10:02 PM

my folks named there boat "seas the day"
do they live in the palm beach county area.....because I know a seas the day around here and although it sounds common its the only one ive seen.
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:28 PM
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Anything with knot, knotty or knotical in it! (I won't even letter a boat with that in the name)
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:30 PM
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"Dilligaf"
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Old 09-18-2007, 10:50 PM
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Pass n Gas
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