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Old 08-25-2008, 05:57 AM
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Jamisjockey - 8/25/2008 5:40 AM


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Old 08-25-2008, 06:11 AM
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Old 08-25-2008, 06:26 AM
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Old 08-25-2008, 06:53 AM
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nobody can beat a, "Basstard!"
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:05 AM
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Years ago, my wife said I spent all my time and money on my 36' Harris downeaster so she named it "The Other Woman". Now that I also have a Shamrock Mackinaw, she's named this one "The Little Bimbo". Lots of folks laugh when they see it.
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Seen on a large go-fast "Sin or Swim"
Mother in Law wasn't too thrilled with it.
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33' Hydra sport....."MASTER- BAITER"
36' yellowfin (fight lady yellow)..."VOMIT COMET"
16' monark..."Haulin' Ugly"
small speed boat....."Flyin Coffin"
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:32 AM
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:36 AM
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Without anyone labeling which names they think are "best" or "worst", it's hard to tell them apart. Most all of the names that have come up recently would be put on my "worst" list for sure.
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:42 AM
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Best: Next Step,
Filet and Release

Worst: For Play
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Old 08-25-2008, 10:48 AM
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My wife keeps calling my boat the "For Sale". (It's not a blowboat) She even got a nice little sign to hang on the front. Thoughtful, isn't she?
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:16 AM
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"Sea-Lut"
"Stifler's Mom"

party cove lake boats, but funny none the less...
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:34 AM
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There's a 42' Hatteras in Ft. Pierce named the "Bottom Bouncer". You see he likes to bottom fish. It became all too surreal when he bounced it off a reef in Everglades Natl. park. Took 2 us Tow boats to pull him off.
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Old 08-25-2008, 11:37 AM
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On any given Saturday down here, hailing 'Git-R-Done' gets about 15 responses.
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Old 08-25-2008, 12:42 PM
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What do ya'll think abou this, my boat isn't named yet: FHB (fish hungry bastard in small print).
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As far as which is best and which is worst, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you decide so we can laugh @ you.
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JAFEICA - Just Another F'ing Expense I Can't Afford

There's a guy in town that has a boat named "Wife's New Car" - and he did spend the money they saved for her new car to buy the boat. It went something like "You can buy the boat, but I get to name it".

Worst: A guy here has one named "Cupcake".
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My old Sportcraft was named "No Fluke'n Way."
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:58 AM
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Jafeica - 8/25/2008 5:05 PM

JAFEICA - Just Another F'ing Expense I Can't Afford

There's a guy in town that has a boat named "Wife's New Car" - and he did spend the money they saved for her new car to buy the boat. It went something like "You can buy the boat, but I get to name it".

Worst: A guy here has one named "Cupcake".

Bingo!! That's what happened to me...my new car turned into a new boat! I know what our new boat name is gonna be now!
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