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Old 08-23-2008, 09:35 PM
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Mine is named Kaldnsik, as in called in sick!
A buddies grouper fishing boat= Gag Reflex!
I still love Knot Workin!!!
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Old 08-23-2008, 11:06 PM
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My cousins boss's name is Twich. His boat has two topless mermaids on the transom and the name is

"Twich's Bitch"
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Old 08-23-2008, 11:19 PM
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I this Blown Offshore is a pretty funny name
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:19 AM
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if you own it with a partner--- "Half Ours"
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Old 08-24-2008, 04:34 AM
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Retired so I named mine "Da Office"
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Old 08-24-2008, 04:43 AM
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Aquaholic....seen yesterday on the river.

Absolute worst?
12' john boat on the James river named "greased lightening". The whole thing was painted blue with what looked like house paint. Oh, and it was blowin 20, which resulted on mullethaired white trash, white trash wife, and white trash boy being washed up on the rocks. Wife and boy climbed up the rocks, mulletheaded daddy and his amazing boat had to be plucked off the rocks by the FD.
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Old 08-24-2008, 04:46 AM
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"Big Nut"

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Old 08-24-2008, 04:55 AM
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'nuther one....can't seem to find a picture....
In Broadcreek (Wanchese, NC...the "tarheel state") there was a shrimp boat named "TarBaby".....
Decide for your self, best or worst.....
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Old 08-24-2008, 05:11 AM
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There are alot of sailboats in one of the local marina's here. One is very large, with two dingy's. Boats name is "Regard". Dingy's are "With Regard" and "Regardless". I always laugh when I see it even tho I've seen it a hundred times.

Another cute name I saw, written in oriental looking letters on a fairly small boat "Sum Yot"
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Old 08-24-2008, 06:23 AM
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jesse james - 9/22/2007 1:34 PM friends wife name is Dawn! Friends boat name is "CRACK OF DAWN"
thats gotta be the height of bad taste I'm sure Dawn is thrilled with the name





it's been mentioned earlier, but I always liked "Bite Me"



this is my boat, a BlackWatch...

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Old 08-24-2008, 06:28 AM
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I love it when the really wealthy people flaunt it like... a 5 million dollar yacht called SKID ROW.

my previous boat.. "debugger" not painted on.
current boat "strait shot" in three color graphics.
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:29 AM
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Big sailboat we saw in Havre de Grace, Md: Bull Ship
Tied to the stern was its dinghy: Chicken Ship

A friend had a little bowrider that he never put a name on; his mother, who was, shall we say 'difficult to get along with' at times, was named Ruth. She didn't like going on the boat, so the boat became informally known as "Ruthless".

A urologist had a boat called CME2P.... think about it.....

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Old 08-24-2008, 01:55 PM
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cjcobra - 9/22/2007 6:14 PM

Mine is the "BaitWaster"
Thank you. Thank you very much.

Current boat is Dis Dat or d'Udder since that the kind of fishing I do on it.

Last Boat IV

Alway$ $omething

Chicken Ship - 54' Jarrett Bay owned by House of Raeford an integrated poultry processor. .
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:02 PM
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Jamisjockey - 8/24/2008 7:55 AM

'nuther one....can't seem to find a picture....
In Broadcreek (Wanchese, NC...the "tarheel state") there was a shrimp boat named "TarBaby".....
Decide for your self, best or worst.....
Tar Baby is actually a longliner. Used to be co-owned by Capt John Bayliss who captained the Tar Heel for many years out of Oregon Inlet. Bayliss is now building pretty stud boats in Wanchese.
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:15 PM
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Hubby and I couldn't agree on a name for the (new to us) GW so it became "La Nostra Barca" --- Our Boat (in Italian)
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:16 PM
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I know a "Money Shot", "Miles Away" last name is Miles, and "Bait Fisher",
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Favorite: buddys first boat "Stay Loaded", his second boat "Still Loaded". He has a graphic showing a cooler over flowing with beer
can's and fish.

Another favorite: "Hooked Up"

A good one I seen on a 43' Sling Shot w/ trips on South Bass Island Lake Erie, "Haulin A$$ and Suckin Ga$"

Least favorite: "Sea Hag" "Wifes Present" "WishinFishin"

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Old 08-24-2008, 03:05 PM
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"Filthy Oar" is a favorite!
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:12 PM
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Years ago my dad and my brother-in-law had a boat they fixed up together.My dad's nickname was Rocky and my brother-in-laws name is Willie.They named it the "Rock N Willie".A friend of mine has one named "BAD IDEA".The name of mine is "Expen$e".
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My red 233sf formula "RED BARON" I am an aviation mechanic.

FISH*KNOT*SEA* is one my freind came up with.
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